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// Evol functions.
// Authors:
//    Reid
//    Qwerty Dragon
// Contributors:
//    Akko Teru
// Description:
//    Tell a random sentence. || There ought to be a law!
// Variables:
//    .@rand = Random number between the number of sentence choice.
//    .@darn = Separatly chosen value for silly antics.

function	script	villagertalk	{

    .@rand = rand(5);
    .@darn = rand(42);
    if (.@rand == 0)
    {
        if (.@darn < 26)
        {
            emotion 102; // ^.^
            goodbye;
        }
        else if (.@darn > 26)
        {
            emotion 107; // -.-
            goodbye;
        }
        else
        {
            npctalk3 l("Stop it!");
        }
    }
    else if (.@rand == 1)
    {
        speech 4,
            l("Do you feel too weak even to do damage to this areas wishy-washy wildlife?"),
            l("Then concentrate your anger upon the trees hereabouts, you will gain experience whilst leveling your sword skill on them."),
            l("Oh, and a fruit may even fall for you if you are lucky! But stay alert to pick up your drops.");
    }
    else if (.@rand == 2)
    {
        npctalk3 l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?");
    }
    else if (.@rand == 3)
    {
        npctalk3 l("Go fly a kite.");
    }
    else if ((.@rand == 4) && (.@darn == 2))
    {
        npctalk3 l("I just want to live my life in peace.");
    }
    else if (.@rand == 4)
    {
        npctalk3 l("It's difficult to distinguish good villagers from bad ones; keep your guard up, and stay away from me.");
        emotion 6;
    }

    return;
}