TestMe: npc/functions/villagertalk.txt

Warning: There must be at least 0+13 emotes available for this not to cause problems.

1 files changed, 47 insertions, 4 deletions

diff --git a/npc/functions/villagertalk.txt b/npc/functions/villagertalk.txt
index a37bf9b5..1df55c97 100644
--- a/npc/functions/villagertalk.txt
+++ b/npc/functions/villagertalk.txt
@@ -2,15 +2,35 @@
 // Authors:
 //    Reid
 //    Qwerty Dragon
+// Contributors:
+//    Akko Teru
 // Description:
-//    Tell a random sentence.
+//    Tell a random sentence. || There ought to be a law!
 // Variables:
 //    .@rand = Random number between the number of sentence choice.
+//    .@darn = Separatly chosen value for silly antics.
 
 function	script	villagertalk	{
 
-    .@rand = rand(3);
-    if (.@rand == 0) goodbye;
+    .@rand = rand(5);
+    .@darn = rand(42);
+    if (.@rand == 0)
+    {
+        if (rand(2) == 1)
+        {
+            wait 1;
+            emote 6; // "Angel".
+            goodbye;
+        }
+        else
+        {
+            wait 1;
+            emote 13; // "Blah".
+            goodbye;
+        }
+        if (.@darn == 23) npctalk3 l("Stop it!");
+    }
+
     if (.@rand == 1)
     {
         speech 4,
@@ -18,7 +38,30 @@ function	script	villagertalk	{
             l("Then concentrate your anger upon the trees hereabouts, you will gain experience whilst leveling your sword skill on them."),
             l("Oh, and a fruit may even fall for you if you are lucky! But stay alert to pick up your drops.");
     }
-    if (.@rand == 2) npctalk3 l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?");
+
+    if (.@rand == 2)
+        npctalk3 l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?");
+
+    if (.@rand == 3)
+        npctalk3 l("Go fly a kite.");
+
+    if (.@rand == 4)
+    {
+        npctalk3 l("It's difficult to distinguish good villagers from bad ones; keep your guard up, and stay away from me.");
+        wait 1;
+        emote 6;
+    }
+
+    if ((.@rand == 4) && (.@darn == 2))
+    {
+        npctalk3 l("I just want to live my life in peace.");
+    }
+    else if (((.@rand + .@darn) - 2) == 9)
+    {
+        zeny rand(10);
+        emote rand(13);
+        goodbye;
+    }
 
     return;
 }