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diff --git a/npc/000-2-0/frederico.txt b/npc/000-2-0/frederico.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..921726c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/npc/000-2-0/frederico.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +// Evol scripts. +// Authors: +// Reid +// Description: +// Drunken easteregg about player's past activity + +000-2-0.gat,20,23,0,0 script Frederico 311,{ + mesn; + mesq l("You?? Here??"); + mesq l("How is *hips* possible??"); + next; + mesn l("The sailor is drinking his beer in one shoot"); + + menu + g(l("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?#0"), l("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?#1")), -; + + mesn; + mesq l("Don't do do theee... *hips* with me eh!"); + + menu + l("Are you ok?"), l_Quit, + l("Alright, bye!"), -; + + mesn; + mesq g(l("NO and *hips* NO, you and you and your... *hurps* stupi*hips* guild!#0"), l("NO and *hips* NO, you and you and your... *hurps* stupi*hips* guild!#1")); + mesq l("You tried to get ride of me eeh?? But suprise! I'm still here...*hips* Or there...."); + next; + mesn; + mesq l("But you won't *hips* me this time..."); + + menu + l("What are you talking about? Which guild?"), l_Quit, + l("You are full of wine my friend..."), -, + l("You should go and get some sleep."), l_Quit; + + mesn; + mesq l("If I saw *hips* who you wereee.... *hips* Would not had help you! "); + + menu + l("But who am I?"), -, + l("What am I suposed to say?"), l_Quit, + l("You should go and get some sleep."), l_Secret; + + mesn; + mesq l("The giant bogeyman!"); + next; + goto l_Quit; + + l_Secret: + mesn; + mesq l("Hear me *hips* well, what ever, whatididever you will*hips*said ab...euh..out wha?! You saw there, the Guild of Esperia won't let it go to public."); + mesq l("Nobody will know about the existence of the Mercurians"); + next; + mesq l("Nobody! *hurps*"); + next; + + l_Quit: + mesn; + mesq l("Yeah you're all like *hips* that in Esperia, but you won't get me! *hurps*"); + mesq l("I'm not that numb eeh *hips* what did ever you disco*hips*veeered there, the warrior guild won't get me!"); + next; + mesn l("The sailor is turning his back to you"); + close; +}
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