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diff --git a/npc/000-2-0/billybons.txt b/npc/000-2-0/billybons.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cfdfd7af..00000000 --- a/npc/000-2-0/billybons.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,95 +0,0 @@ -// Evol scripts. -// Author: -// Reid -// Description: -// Drunk easteregg telling about the player's past. - -000-2-0,20,23,0 script Billy Bons NPC_BILLY_BONS,{ - if (rand(5) == 2) goto L_Hic; - - mesn; - mesq l("You? Here?"); - mesq l("How is *hic* it possible?"); - next; - - mesn "Narrator"; - mesc(l("The sailor chugs his beer."), 9); - next; - - select - l("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"); - - mes ""; - mesn; - mesq l("Don't do theee... *hic* with me eh!"); - next; - - menu - l("Are you ok?"), L_Quit, - l("Alright... Bye."), -; - - mes ""; - mesn; - mesq l("No and *hic*... No, you and you and your... *burp* stup*hic* guild!"); - next; - mesq l("You tried to get rid of me, eeh? But surprise! I'm still here... *hic* Or there..."); - next; - mesq l("But you won't *hic* me this time..."); - next; - - menu - l("What are you talking about? What guild?"), L_Quit, - l("You are full of wine, my friend..."), -, - l("You should go and get some sleep."), L_Quit; - - mes ""; - mesn; - mesq l("If I saw *hic* who you were... *hic* Would not have helped you! "); - next; - - menu - l("But who am I?"), -, - l("What am I supposed to say?"), L_Quit, - l("You should go and get some sleep."), L_Secret; - - mes ""; - mesn; - mesq l("The giant boogeyman!"); - - close; - -L_Secret: - mes ""; - mesn; - mesq l("Hear me *hic* well, what ever, whatididever you will *hic* said ab... uhm... out what?! You saw there, the Legion of Aemil won't let it get public."); - next; - mesq l("Nobody will know about the existence of the Mercurians."); - next; - mesq l("Nobody! *burp*"); - next; - - close; - -L_Hic: - npctalk3 l("*Hic*"); - - close; - -L_Quit: - mes ""; - mesn; - mesq l("Yeah you're all like *hic* that in Esperia, but you won't get me! *burp*"); - next; - mesq l("I'm not that numb eeh *hic* what did ever yous disco... ...vered there, the Legion of Aemil won't get me!"); - mesq l("*burp*"); - next; - - mesn "Narrator"; - mesc(l("The sailor turns his back to you."), 9); - - close; - -OnInit: - .distance = 3; - end; -} |