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diff --git a/npc/functions/random-talk.txt b/npc/functions/random-talk.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e6b6bee8 --- /dev/null +++ b/npc/functions/random-talk.txt @@ -0,0 +1,207 @@ +// TMW2 Script +// Author: +// Jesusalva +// Description: +// Random dialog for various random NPCs. + +// Functions: +// hello +// moubootalk +// villagertalk +// sailortalk +// legiontalk +// asleep + +// Evol authors (some strings and code): +// Reid +// Akko Teru +// Qwerty Dragon + +function script hello { + + switch (rand2(3)) { + case 0: + npctalkonce(l("Heya!")); + break; + case 1: + npctalkonce(l("Hi.")); + break; + case 2: + if ($EVENT$ == "Christmas") + npctalkonce(l("Merry Christmas!")); + else + npctalkonce(l("Nice day to you.")); + break; + } + + return; +} + +function script moubootalk { + switch (rand2(4)) { + case 0: + npctalkonce(l("Moooooo!")); + break; + case 1: + npctalkonce(l("Moo!")); + break; + case 2: + npctalkonce(l("Moooooooooooo!")); + break; + case 3: + npctalkonce(l("Moooo!")); + break; + } + return; +} + +function script sailortalk { + + .@rand = rand2(8); + if (.@rand == 0) goodbye; + if (.@rand == 1) npctalkonce(l("Arr, I'm bored!")); + if (.@rand == 2) npctalkonce(l("Hey! Good to hear from you!")); + if (.@rand == 3) npctalkonce(l("Yarr arr!")); + if (.@rand == 4) { + if ($EVENT$ == "Christmas") + npctalkonce(l("Merry Christmas, arr yarr!!")); + else { + speech( + l("A sunny and hot day,"), + l("a quiet place,"), + l("a ground!"), + l("What else do you need?")); + } + close; + } + if (.@rand == 5) npctalkonce(l("A-hoy matey!")); + if (.@rand == 6) npctalkonce(l("Arr!")); + if (.@rand == 7) npctalkonce(l("Howdy?")); + + // just to be sure + closedialog; + close; + end; +} + +function script villagertalk { + + function darn_or_smile { + .@darn = rand(42); + + if (.@darn < 26) { + emotion E_JOY; + hello; + } else if (.@darn > 26) { + emotion E_LOOKAWAY; + goodbye; + } else { + npctalkonce(l("Stop it!")); + } + return; + } + + switch (rand2(4)) { + case 0: + darn_or_smile(); + break; + case 1: + npctalkonce(l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?")); + break; + case 2: + npctalkonce(l("Go fly a kite.")); + break; + case 3: + npctalkonce(l("I just want to live my life in peace.")); + break; + default: + emotion E_HAPPY; + break; + } + + return; +} + +function script legiontalk { + switch (rand2(15)) { + case 0: + npctalkonce(l("Do I look like a tree? I feel like one.")); + //speech( + // l("Do you feel too weak even to do damage to this areas wishy-washy wildlife?"), + // l("Then concentrate your anger upon the trees hereabouts, you will gain experience whilst leveling your sword skill on them."), + // l("Oh, and a fruit may even fall for you if you are lucky! But stay alert to pick up your drops.")); + //close; + break; + case 1: + npctalkonce(l("I'm a little busy right now.")); + break; + case 2: + npctalkonce(l("Not in the mood to chat.")); + break; + case 3: + npctalkonce(l("My breath smells bad.")); + break; + case 4: + npctalkonce(l("Don't distract me, I have to stay alert.")); + break; + case 5: + npctalkonce(l("Give me some space.")); + break; + case 6: + if ($EVENT$ == "Christmas") + npctalkonce(l("Merry Christmas, adventurer.")); + else + npctalkonce(l("Can you please go away?")); + break; + case 7: + npctalkonce(l("Can't talk right now, I'm on patrol duty.")); + break; + case 8: + npctalkonce(l("What're you looking at?!")); + break; + case 9: + npctalkonce(l("I can't stay here and talk all day. I have a job to do.")); + break; + case 10: + npctalkonce(l("Keep moving pal.")); + break; + case 11: + npctalkonce(l("So you think you're tough? A warrior must also be loyal and patient.")); + break; + case 12: + emotion E_LOOKAWAY; + break; + case 13: + npctalkonce(l("Practice! There are no secrets to becoming a warrior.")); + break; + case 14: + npctalkonce(l("There is no honor in fighting a weak opponent.")); + break; + } + + return; +} + +function script asleep { + switch(rand2(5)) { + case 0: npctalkonce(l("Zzzzzzzzz...")); break; + case 1: npctalkonce(l("Rrrr... Pchhhh...")); break; + case 2: npctalkonce(l("Ggrmm... Grmmmm...")); break; + case 3: npctalkonce(l("Hm... Shhhh...")); break; + default: emotion(E_SLEEPY); + } + end; +} + +function script studenttalk { + switch(rand2(6)) { + case 0: npctalkonce(l("I want to sleep...")); break; + case 1: npctalkonce(l("I have homework to do...")); break; + case 2: npctalkonce(l("I need to finish studying for my test...")); break; + case 3: npctalkonce(l("Ah, the Professors will get mad at me again...")); break; + case 4: npctalkonce(l("I'm a little busy right now.")); break; + + default: emotion(E_SLEEPY); + } + end; +} |