npc/functions/villagertalk.txt


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// Evol functions.
// Authors:
//    Akko Teru
//    Qwerty Dragon
//    Reid
// Description:
//    Tell a random sentence. || There ought to be a law!

function	script	villagertalk	{

    function darn_or_smile
    {
        .@darn = rand(42);

        if (.@darn < 26)
        {
            emotion E_JOY;
            hello;
        }
        else if (.@darn > 26)
        {
            emotion E_LOOKAWAY;
            goodbye;
        }
        else
        {
            npctalkonce(l("Stop it!"));
        }

        return;
    }

    switch (rand(4))
    {
        case 0:
            darn_or_smile();
            break;
        case 1:
            npctalkonce(l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?"));
            break;
        case 2:
            npctalkonce(l("Go fly a kite."));
            break;
        case 3:
            npctalkonce(l("I just want to live my life in peace."));
            break;
        default:
            emotion E_HAPPY;
            break;
    }

    return;
}