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+// Evol functions.
+// Authors:
+//    Akko Teru
+//    Qwerty Dragon
+//    Reid
+// Description:
+//    Tell a random sentence. || There ought to be a law!
+
+function	script	villagertalk	{
+
+    function darn_or_smile
+    {
+        .@darn = rand(42);
+
+        if (.@darn < 26)
+        {
+            emotion E_JOY;
+            hello;
+        }
+        else if (.@darn > 26)
+        {
+            emotion E_LOOKAWAY;
+            goodbye;
+        }
+        else
+        {
+            npctalkonce(l("Stop it!"));
+        }
+
+        return;
+    }
+
+    switch (rand(4))
+    {
+        case 0:
+            darn_or_smile();
+            break;
+        case 1:
+            npctalkonce(l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?"));
+            break;
+        case 2:
+            npctalkonce(l("Go fly a kite."));
+            break;
+        case 3:
+            npctalkonce(l("I just want to live my life in peace."));
+            break;
+        default:
+            emotion E_HAPPY;
+            break;
+    }
+
+    return;
+}