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+// Evol scripts.
+// Author:
+// gumi
+// rein
+// Based on CrazyTree, originally made by:
+// gumi
+// pclouds
+// veryape
+// wushin
+// Description:
+// dictionaries for confused tree
+
+// Built-in variables:
+// ~t lowercase hot word regex
+// ~n npc name
+// ~p player name or special name
+// ~P player name only
+//
+// Custom variables:
+// {{var}} random from array .D_var$
+// {{^var}} same but capitalize
+// {{+var}} same but title case
+// {{!var}} same but all caps
+// You can also specify multiple variables, separated by a comma (,)
+//
+// Example:
+// "*drops a {{! size }} {{ color }} {{^ sizeable object, someone }} on ~p's head*"
+
+function script TREE_dictionaries {
+ .npc$ = strnpcinfo(0);
+
+ // special aliases below (regex of lowercase char names)
+ // the substitutions are an array separated by backticks (`)
+ // XXX: this could become a hashtable at some point if it gets too big
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.alias$[0], .npc$),
+ "^veryape(?:gm)?$", "hairyape",
+
+ "^wu-?shin$", "Dwarven Princess`"
+ "She-Ra",
+
+ "^reid$", "Borg Queen`"
+ "Mistress`"
+ "Milady`"
+ "R'eid",
+
+ "^(?:slicer|madcamel)$", "Camel Toe",
+
+ "^4144(?:4d494e)?$", "NPC",
+
+ "^omatt$", "@@https://youtu.be/S2qiZoqH9OY|omatt@@`"
+ "o'matt",
+
+ "^prsm$", "Refractor`"
+ "Overlord";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.alias, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.alias$, .npc$));
+
+
+
+ // special drops below (regex of lowercase char names)
+ // the substitutions are an array of standard replies separated by backticks (`)
+ // and allow {{variables}}
+ // XXX: this could become a hashtable at some point if it gets too big
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.sdrops$[0], .npc$),
+ "^reid$", "*drops an empty jar of Nutella on ~p*",
+ "^omatt$", "*drops Elisabeth Granneman on ~p*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.sdrops, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.sdrops$, .npc$));
+
+
+ // variables below
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_size$[0], .npc$), // {{size}}
+ "tiny",
+ "small",
+ "perfectly sized",
+ "large",
+ "huge",
+ "humongous",
+ "ginormous";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_size, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_size$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_color$[0], .npc$), // {{color}}
+ "red",
+ "orange",
+ "yellow",
+ "pink",
+ "aqua",
+ "cyan",
+ "blue",
+ "indigo",
+ "violet",
+ "purple",
+ "magenta",
+ "pink",
+ "black",
+ "white",
+ "grey",
+ "greyscale",
+ "brown",
+ "maroon",
+ "turquoise",
+ "lime",
+ "sky blue",
+ "invisible";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_color, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_color$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_violentadverb$[0], .npc$), // {{violent adverb}}
+ "violently",
+ "repeatedly",
+ "casually",
+ "forcefully",
+ "slowly",
+ "carefully",
+ "hopefully",
+ "dangerously",
+ "shockingly",
+ "religiously";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_violentadverb, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_violentadverb$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_hello$[0], .npc$), // {{hello}}
+ "hi",
+ "hi",
+ "hi",
+ "hi",
+ "hey",
+ "hey",
+ "hey",
+ "yo",
+ "yo",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "hello",
+ "howdy",
+ "bonjour";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_hello, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_hello$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_violentverb$[0], .npc$), // {{violent verb}}
+ "slaps",
+ "slaps",
+ "slaps",
+ "slaps",
+ "slaps", // yeah the tree likes to slap a lot
+ "hits",
+ "pummels",
+ "beats",
+ "flattens",
+ "taunts",
+ "liquidates",
+ "spanks",
+ "affronts",
+ "tranquilizes",
+ "atomizes",
+ "impales",
+ "dismembers";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_violentverb, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_violentverb$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_location$[0], .npc$), // {{location}}
+ "Artis",
+ "Hurnscald",
+ "Tulimshar",
+ "Nivalis",
+ "Candor",
+ "Drasil";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_location, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_location$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_sizeableobject$[0], .npc$), // {{sizeable object}}
+ "trout",
+ "whale",
+ "space whale",
+ "penguin",
+ "coelacanth",
+ "squid",
+ "shrimp",
+ "crab",
+ "tentacle",
+ "dictionary",
+ "grammar book",
+ "textbook",
+ "dinosaur",
+ "t-rex",
+ "star-nosed mole",
+ "chimpanzee",
+ "mermaid",
+ "merman",
+ "piano",
+ "prince",
+ "princess",
+ "pinkie",
+ "squirrel",
+ "mouboo",
+ "wet mop",
+ "drunken pirate",
+ "cake",
+ "cookie",
+ "chocobo",
+ "restraining order",
+ "freight train",
+ "carnival hammer",
+ "crate",
+ "bomb",
+ "bowl of petinuas",
+ "box",
+ "platypus",
+ "magic eightball",
+ "vase";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_sizeableobject, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_sizeableobject$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_nsizeableobject$[0], .npc$), // {{n sizeable object}}
+ "octopus",
+ "elephant",
+ "angry cat",
+ "anvil",
+ "encyclopedia set";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_nsizeableobject, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_nsizeableobject$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_someone$[0], .npc$), // {{someone}}
+ "Voldemort",
+ "Cthulhu",
+ "Platyna",
+ "Hitler",
+ "Luvia",
+ "General Krukan",
+ "Borg Queen",
+ "Freeyorp",
+ "MadCamel";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.D_someone, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_someone$, .npc$));
+
+ // replies below
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.greetings$[0], .npc$),
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p, what's up?",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p, anything new?",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p, how are you?",
+ "~p!!!!",
+ "~p!!!",
+ "~p!!",
+ "{{^ hello }} ~p! You are looking lovely today!",
+ "Welcome back, ~p.",
+ "Welcome back, ~p.",
+ "Welcome back, ~p.",
+ "~p is back!!",
+ "Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.",
+ "Greetings ~p.",
+ "What's up ~p?",
+ "What's up ~p?",
+ "How are you ~p?";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.greetings, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.greetings$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.jokes$[0], .npc$),
+ "How did the tree get drunk? On root beer.",
+ "Do you think I'm lazy?",
+ "I miss CrazyTree %%S.",
+ "I miss LazyTree %%S.",
+ "I'm not telling you!",
+ "*sighs.*",
+ "If I do it for you, then I have to do it for everybody.",
+ "What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.",
+ "What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone.",
+ "What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.",
+ "What do trees give to their dogs? Treets.",
+ "What do you call a tree that only eats meat? Carniforous.",
+ "What do you call a tree who's always envious? Evergreen.",
+ "What is the tree's least favourite month? Sep-timber!",
+ "What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm-tree.",
+ "What was the tree's favorite subject in school? Chemistree.",
+ "Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green.",
+ "Why doesn't the tree need sudo? Because it has root.",
+ "Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.",
+ "Why was the tree executed? For treeson.",
+ "How do trees get on the internet? They log in.",
+ "Why did the pine tree get into trouble? Because it was being knotty.",
+ "Did you hear the one about the oak tree? It's a corn-y one!",
+ "What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? Branch Manager.",
+ "How is an apple like a lawyer? They both look good hanging from a tree.",
+ "Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled.",
+ "I'm too tired, ask someone else.",
+ "If you are trying to get me to tell jokes you are barking up the wrong tree!",
+ "You wooden think they were funny anyhow. Leaf me alone!",
+ "What is brown and sticky? A stick.",
+ "What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.",
+ "What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.",
+ "Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.",
+ "A snare drum and a crash cymbal fell out of a tree. *BA-DUM TSSSHH*",
+ "How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark!",
+ "Where do saplings go to learn? Elementree school.",
+ "Why do trees make great thieves? Sticky fingers.",
+ "What is green, has leaves, and a trunk? A houseplant going on vacation.",
+ "Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim? To the baobarber.",
+ "What looks like half a spruce tree? The other half.",
+ "What do you give to a sick citrus tree? Lemon aid.",
+ "What did the tree say to the drill? You bore me.",
+ "What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go.",
+ "How do trees keep you in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.",
+ "Where do birch trees keep their valuables? In a river bank.",
+ "What kind of stories do giant sequoia trees tell? Tall tales.",
+ "What is the most frustrating thing about being a tree? Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.",
+ "What's black, highly dangerous, and lives in a tree? A crow with a machine gun.",
+ "What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood.",
+ "Two men passed a sign while looking for work. It was for tree fellers. They said: “what a shame, there are only two of us”.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.jokes, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.jokes$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.healing$[0], .npc$),
+ "Eat an apple, they're good for you.",
+ "If I do it for you, then I have to do it for everybody.",
+ "Oh, go drink a potion or something.",
+ "Whoops! I lost my spellbook.",
+ "No mana.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.healing, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.healing$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.whoami$[0], .npc$),
+ "An undercover GM.",
+ "An exiled GM.",
+ "I'm not telling you!",
+ "I'm a bot! I'll be level 99 one day! Mwahahahaaha!!!111!",
+ "Somebody said I'm a Chinese copy of CrazyTree.",
+ "I am your evil twin.",
+ "I don't remember anything after I woke up! What happened to me?",
+ "I don't know. Why am I here??",
+ "Who are you?",
+ "On the 8th day, God was bored and said 'There will be bots'. So here I am.",
+ "♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between ♪♪",
+ "♪♪ Aperture Science. We do what we must, because... we can ♪",
+ "I'm just a reincarnation of a copy.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.whoami, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.whoami$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.drops$[0], .npc$),
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops an {{ n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops an {{ n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops {{ someone }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a coin on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a fruit on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops an apple on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops an iten on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a GM on ~p.*",
+ "*drops a piece of moon rock on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a pin on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a rock on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a tub of paint on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a sandworm on ~p.*",
+ "*drops an idea in ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on ~p's head.*",
+ "Ouch.",
+ "Ouchy.",
+ "*drops dead.*",
+ "*sighs.*",
+ "Leaf me alone.",
+ "Stop it! I doesn't drop branches, try the Druid tree for once!";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.drops, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.drops$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.die$[0], .npc$),
+ "*drops an iten on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a piece of moon rock on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops {{ someone }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops an {{ n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ size }} {{ sizeable object, n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*drops a {{ size }} {{ color }} {{ sizeable object, n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
+ "*{{ violent adverb }} {{ violent verb }} ~p.*",
+ "*drops dead.*",
+ "*sighs.*",
+ "Avada Kedavra!",
+ "Make me!",
+ "Never!!",
+ "You die, ~p!",
+ "You die, ~p!",
+ "You die, ~p!",
+ "You die, ~p!",
+ "No!",
+ "In a minute.",
+ "Suuure... I'll get right on it...";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.die, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.die$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.poke$[0], .npc$),
+ "*tickles.*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.poke, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.poke$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.disgusting$[0], .npc$),
+ "Ewwwww %%^.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.disgusting, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.disgusting$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.answer$[0], .npc$),
+ "42.",
+ "Kittens.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.answer, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.answer$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.burning$[0], .npc$),
+ "*curses ~p and dies %%c.*",
+ "Help! I'm on fire!",
+ "Oh hot.. hot hot!",
+ "*is glowing.*",
+ "*is flaming.*",
+ "Ehemm. Where are firefighters? I need them now!",
+ "*is so hot!.*",
+ "*slowly catches fire.*",
+ "*trembles with trepidation.*",
+ "*is immune to fire.*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.burning, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.burning$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.kill$[0], .npc$),
+ "*curses ~p and dies %%c.*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.kill, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.kill$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.silly$[0], .npc$),
+ "Hahaha, good one!";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.silly, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.silly$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.love$[0], .npc$),
+ "♪♪ and IIII.. will alwayyyys loooovvve youuuuu. ♪♪ %%]",
+ "♪♪ nothing's gonna change my love for you, you oughta know by now how much I love you.. ♪ %%]",
+ "♪ ..and then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid like: “I love you.” ♪",
+ "♪ ..won't you find a place for me? somewhere in your heart... ♪♪",
+ "Thank you.",
+ "♪♪ ..I can't love another when my heart is somewhere far away.. ♪",
+ "%%]";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.love, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.love$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.dance$[0], .npc$),
+ "I would but I am rooted to the ground.",
+ "Have you ever seen a tree dance before?",
+ "Hahaha, good one!";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.dance, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.dance$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.hate$[0], .npc$),
+ "Right back at you!",
+ "Ok...",
+ "*pats ~p, let it go...*",
+ "Hu hu hu, ~p hates me.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.hate, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.hate$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.bye$[0], .npc$),
+ "*waves goodbye to ~p in tears, come back soon!*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.bye, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.bye$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.pain$[0], .npc$),
+ "Ouch.",
+ "Ouchy.",
+ "Argh.",
+ "Eek.",
+ "*howls.*",
+ "*screams.*",
+ "*groans.*",
+ "*cries.*",
+ "*faints.*",
+ "*shrieks.*",
+ "*hides behind itself.*",
+ "%%k",
+ "Why, what did I do to you? %%i";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.pain, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.pain$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.eightball$[0], .npc$),
+ "It is possible.",
+ "Yes!",
+ "Of course.",
+ "Naturally.",
+ "Obviously.",
+ "It shall be.",
+ "The outlook is good.",
+ "It is so.",
+ "One would be wise to think so.",
+ "The answer is certainly yes.",
+ "In your dreams.",
+ "I doubt it very much.",
+ "No chance.",
+ "The outlook is very poor.",
+ "Unlikely.",
+ "About as likely as pigs flying.",
+ "You're kidding, right?",
+ "NO!",
+ "NO.",
+ "No.",
+ "Maybe...",
+ "No clue.",
+ "I don't know.",
+ "The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.",
+ "What are you asking me for?",
+ "Come again?",
+ "You know the answer better than I.",
+ "The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!",
+ "No idea.",
+ "Perhaps.",
+ "I think it is better not to tell you.",
+ "Error 417: Expectation failed.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.eightball, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.eightball$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.bad$[0], .npc$),
+ "I'm not bad! You are bad!",
+ "OK, I'm bad.",
+ "I'm just a littttle bad.",
+ "Not as bad as the people that made me.";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.bad, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.bad$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.no_idea$[0], .npc$),
+ "What?",
+ "What??",
+ "What?",
+ "Whatever.",
+ "Hmm...",
+ "Hmm...",
+ "Huh?",
+ "*yawns.*",
+ "Wait a minute...",
+ "What are you talking about?",
+ "Who are you?",
+ "What about me?",
+ "I don't know what you are talking about",
+ "Excuse me?",
+ "Very interesting.",
+ "Really?",
+ "Go on...",
+ "*scratches its leafy head.*",
+ "*feels a disturbance in the force.*",
+ "%%j",
+ "*senses a disturbance in the force.*",
+ "I'm bored...",
+ "%%U",
+ "%%[";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.no_idea, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.no_idea$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.shut_up$[0], .npc$),
+ "*goes hide in a corner %%S.*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.shut_up, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.shut_up$, .npc$));
+
+ setarray getvariableofnpc(.climb$[0], .npc$),
+ "*sways violently.*",
+ "*bends all the way to the ground.*",
+ "*creaks and bends.*",
+ "*welcomes those who come to play %%I.*",
+ "*beams with pride.*";
+ set getvariableofnpc(.climb, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.climb$, .npc$));
+
+ return;
+}
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