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+// Evol scripts.
+// Author:
+//    Reid
+// Description:
+//    Drunk easteregg telling about the player's past.
+
+000-2-0,20,23,0	script	Billy Bons	NPC_BILLY_BONS,{
+    if (rand(5) == 2) goto L_Hic;
+
+    mesn;
+    mesq l("You? Here?");
+    mesq l("How is *hic* it possible?");
+    next;
+
+    mesn "Narrator";
+    mes col(l("The sailor chugs his beer."), 9);
+    next;
+
+    select
+        lg("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?");
+
+    mes "";
+    mesn;
+    mesq l("Don't do theee... *hic* with me eh!");
+    next;
+
+    menu
+        l("Are you ok?"), L_Quit,
+        l("Alright... Bye."), -;
+
+    mes "";
+    mesn;
+    mesq lg("No and *hic*... No, you and you and your... *burp* stup*hic* guild!");
+    next;
+    mesq l("You tried to get rid of me, eeh? But surprise! I'm still here... *hic* Or there...");
+    next;
+    mesq l("But you won't *hic* me this time...");
+    next;
+
+    menu
+        l("What are you talking about? What guild?"), L_Quit,
+        l("You are full of wine, my friend..."), -,
+        l("You should go and get some sleep."), L_Quit;
+
+    mes "";
+    mesn;
+    mesq l("If I saw *hic* who you were... *hic* Would not have helped you! ");
+    next;
+
+    menu
+        l("But who am I?"), -,
+        l("What am I supposed to say?"), L_Quit,
+        l("You should go and get some sleep."), L_Secret;
+
+    mes "";
+    mesn;
+    mesq l("The giant boogeyman!");
+
+    close;
+
+L_Secret:
+    mes "";
+    mesn;
+    mesq l("Hear me *hic* well, what ever, whatididever you will *hic* said ab... uhm... out what?! You saw there, the Legion of Aemil won't let it get public.");
+    next;
+    mesq l("Nobody will know about the existence of the Mercurians.");
+    next;
+    mesq l("Nobody! *burp*");
+    next;
+
+    close;
+
+L_Hic:
+    npctalk3 l("*Hic*");
+
+    close;
+
+L_Quit:
+    mes "";
+    mesn;
+    mesq l("Yeah you're all like *hic* that in Esperia, but you won't get me! *burp*");
+    next;
+    mesq l("I'm not that numb eeh *hic* what did ever yous disco... ...vered there, the Legion of Aemil won't get me!");
+    mesq l("*burp*");
+    next;
+
+    mesn "Narrator";
+    mes col(l("The sailor turns his back to you."), 9);
+
+    close;
+
+OnInit:
+    .sex = G_MALE;
+    .distance = 3;
+    end;
+}