Delete various unused functions, and unify random talk in a single script file.

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diff --git a/npc/functions/random-talk.txt b/npc/functions/random-talk.txt
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+// TMW2 Script
+// Author:
+//    Jesusalva
+// Description:
+//    Random dialog for various random NPCs.
+
+// Functions:
+//  hello
+//  moubootalk
+//  villagertalk
+//  sailortalk
+//  legiontalk
+
+// Evol authors (some strings and code):
+//  Reid
+//  Akko Teru
+//  Qwerty Dragon
+
+function	script	hello	{
+
+    switch (rand(3)) {
+        case 0:
+            npctalkonce(l("Heya!"));
+            break;
+        case 1:
+            npctalkonce(l("Hi."));
+            break;
+        case 2:
+            npctalkonce(l("Nice day to you."));
+            break;
+    }
+
+    return;
+}
+
+function	script	moubootalk	{
+    switch (rand(4)) {
+        case 0:
+            npctalkonce(l("Moooooo!"));
+            break;
+        case 1:
+            npctalkonce(l("Moo!"));
+            break;
+        case 2:
+            npctalkonce(l("Moooooooooooo!"));
+            break;
+        case 3:
+            npctalkonce(l("Moooo!"));
+            break;
+    }
+    return;
+}
+
+function	script	sailortalk	{
+
+    .@rand = rand(8);
+    if (.@rand == 0) goodbye;
+    if (.@rand == 1) npctalkonce(l("Ah, this is boring."));
+    if (.@rand == 2) npctalkonce(l("Good to hear from you!"));
+    if (.@rand == 3) npctalkonce(l("So finally someone has came to visit me?"));
+    if (.@rand == 4) {
+        speech(
+            l("A sunny and hot day,"),
+            l("a quiet place,"),
+            l("a ground!"),
+            l("What else do you need?"));
+        close;
+    }
+    if (.@rand == 5) npctalkonce(l("A-hoy matey!"));
+    if (.@rand == 6) npctalkonce(l("Arr!"));
+    if (.@rand == 7) npctalkonce(l("Howdy?"));
+
+    // just to be sure
+    closedialog;
+    close;
+    end;
+}
+
+function	script	villagertalk	{
+
+    function darn_or_smile {
+        .@darn = rand(42);
+
+        if (.@darn < 26) {
+            emotion E_JOY;
+            hello;
+        } else if (.@darn > 26) {
+            emotion E_LOOKAWAY;
+            goodbye;
+        } else {
+            npctalkonce(l("Stop it!"));
+        }
+        return;
+    }
+
+    switch (rand(4)) {
+        case 0:
+            darn_or_smile();
+            break;
+        case 1:
+            npctalkonce(l("It is a sunny day, don't you think?"));
+            break;
+        case 2:
+            npctalkonce(l("Go fly a kite."));
+            break;
+        case 3:
+            npctalkonce(l("I just want to live my life in peace."));
+            break;
+        default:
+            emotion E_HAPPY;
+            break;
+    }
+
+    return;
+}
+
+function	script	legiontalk	{
+    switch (rand(15)) {
+        case 0:
+            npctalkonce(l("Do I look like a tree? I feel like one."));
+            //speech(
+            //    l("Do you feel too weak even to do damage to this areas wishy-washy wildlife?"),
+            //    l("Then concentrate your anger upon the trees hereabouts, you will gain experience whilst leveling your sword skill on them."),
+            //    l("Oh, and a fruit may even fall for you if you are lucky! But stay alert to pick up your drops."));
+            //close;
+            break;
+        case 1:
+            npctalkonce(l("I'm a little busy right now."));
+            break;
+        case 2:
+            npctalkonce(l("Not in the mood to chat."));
+            break;
+        case 3:
+            npctalkonce(l("My breath smells bad."));
+            break;
+        case 4:
+            npctalkonce(l("Don't distract me, I have to stay alert."));
+            break;
+        case 5:
+            npctalkonce(l("Give me some space."));
+            break;
+        case 6:
+            npctalkonce(l("Can you please go away?"));
+            break;
+        case 7:
+            npctalkonce(l("Can't talk right now, I'm on patrol duty."));
+            break;
+        case 8:
+            npctalkonce(l("What're you looking at?!"));
+            break;
+        case 9:
+            npctalkonce(l("I can't stay here and talk all day. I have a job to do."));
+            break;
+        case 10:
+            npctalkonce(lg("Keep moving girl.", "Keep moving boy."));
+            break;
+        case 11:
+            npctalkonce(lg("So you think you're tough? A warrior must also be loyal and patient."));
+            break;
+        case 12:
+            emotion E_LOOKAWAY;
+            break;
+        case 13:
+            npctalkonce(l("Practice! There are no secrets to becoming a warrior."));
+            break;
+        case 14:
+            npctalkonce(l("There is no honor in fighting a weak opponent."));
+            break;
+    }
+
+    return;
+}
+
+