Rewrite 8.0 Release Notes to sound better ingame lore-wise

1 files changed, 19 insertions, 22 deletions

diff --git a/npc/functions/news.txt b/npc/functions/news.txt
index 6c009fb28..0094a5b77 100644
--- a/npc/functions/news.txt
+++ b/npc/functions/news.txt
@@ -14,28 +14,25 @@ function	script	GameNews	{
         mesc "2019-01-10";
         next;
         mes "";
-        mesc l("Release 8.0 is the total difficulty remaster built with aid of players.");
-        mesc l("Difficulty may still present issues. If this is the case, just shout at #world.");
-        mesc l("We'll be glad to fix. This includes weapons, play styles, monsters, etc.");
-        next;
-        mesc l("Although the total remaster outshines about everything, it's not the only");
-        mesc l("thing r8.0 have. Besides several minor improvements, the famous PVP Arena");
-        mesc l("Quirino Voraz can now be used by all players. Main player storyline");
-        mesc l("received a lot of rework. Referral System was improved, don't forget to");
-        mesc l("tell people to mark your name on it!");
-        next;
-        mesc l("You can now get a Training Bow in Candor, and Nivalis Town is open");
-        mesc l("for visit again! Previous event winners gained their names on a Honor Statue");
-        mesc l("and Nard ship was completely redone.");
-        next;
-        mesc l("Candor Trainer can explain you everything there is to know about, including");
-        mesc l("the stuff which is not the same from The Mana World. There's a new quest in LoF");
-        mesc l("village which will be available in February and May, days 18~25.");
-        next;
-        mesc l("On the rebalance you'll notice Shields now have a perfect blocking chance, and");
-        mesc l("bows were entirely remastered. From all play styles, the one which received less");
-        mesc l("rework (but still was reworked!) is mage class. Continuing Main Storyline will");
-        mesc l("aid you to get magic, but you'll need to do some exploration on your own! Good luck!");
+        mesc l("Whoa! LoF merge wasn't entirely stable! After a terrible manaquake, everything,");
+        mesc l("including the 178 monsters and who knows how many equipment, had numeric changes.");
+        mesc l("Players didn't escape from the manaquake. Xtreem says it is easier to kill monsters now.");
+        next;
+        mesc l("The famous PVP Arena, Quirino Voraz, can now be used by all players.");
+        mesc l("GMs weren't using it a lot, and Quirin needed to collect money.");
+        next;
+        mesc l("Lua FINALLY noticed that travelling to Halinarzo at level 20 is akin suicide.");
+        mesc l("She is sending players to Hurnscald instead.");
+        mesc l("Also, weird voices are talking to new players, asking if they're here because a friend.");
+        mesc l("Great rewards await, according to the voices!");
+        next;
+        mesc l("Rosen is now making Training Bow in Candor for new adventures.");
+        mesc l("After much struggle with the lazy builders, Nivalis Town is finally open for visit again!");
+        mesc l("The alliance, in honor of previous event winners, built new statues on the Council Guest Hall.");
+        mesc l("Nard also bought a new ship!.");
+        next;
+        mesc l("Candor Trainer read all the references that he could find and is wiser than ever!");
+        mesc l("A nice meteor shower is thought to happen in February and May, days 18~25.");
         next;
         break;
     case 20181226: