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-// Evol scripts.
-// Author:
-//    gumi
-//    rein
-// Based on CrazyTree, originally made by:
-//    gumi
-//    pclouds
-//    veryape
-//    wushin
-// Description:
-//    dictionaries for confused tree
-
-// Built-in variables:
-//    ~t       lowercase hot word regex
-//    ~n       npc name
-//    ~p       player name or special name
-//    ~P       player name only
-//
-// Custom variables:
-//    {{var}}  random from array .D_var$
-//    {{^var}} same but capitalize
-//    {{+var}} same but title case
-//    {{!var}} same but all caps
-// You can also specify multiple variables, separated by a comma (,)
-//
-// Example:
-// "*drops a {{! size }} {{ color }} {{^ sizeable object, someone }} on ~p's head*"
-
-function	script	TREE_dictionaries	{
-    .npc$ = strnpcinfo(0);
-
-    // special aliases below (regex of lowercase char names)
-    // the substitutions are an array separated by backticks (`)
-    // XXX: this could become a hashtable at some point if it gets too big
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.alias$[0], .npc$),
-        "^veryape(?:gm)?$",              "hairyape",
-
-        "^wu-?shin$",                    "Dwarven Princess`"
-                                         "She-Ra",
-
-        "^reid$",                        "Borg Queen`"
-                                         "Mistress`"
-                                         "Milady`"
-                                         "R'eid",
-
-        "^(?:slicer|madcamel)$",         "Camel Toe",
-
-        "^4144(?:4d494e)?$",             "NPC",
-
-        "^omatt$",                       "@@https://youtu.be/S2qiZoqH9OY|omatt@@`"
-                                         "o'matt",
-
-        "^prsm$",                        "Refractor`"
-                                         "Overlord";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.alias, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.alias$, .npc$));
-
-
-
-    // special drops below (regex of lowercase char names)
-    // the substitutions are an array of standard replies separated by backticks (`)
-    // and allow {{variables}}
-    // XXX: this could become a hashtable at some point if it gets too big
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.sdrops$[0], .npc$),
-        "^reid$",                        "*drops an empty jar of Nutella on ~p*",
-        "^omatt$",                       "*drops Elisabeth Granneman on ~p*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.sdrops, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.sdrops$, .npc$));
-
-
-    // variables below
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_size$[0], .npc$), // {{size}}
-        "tiny",
-        "small",
-        "perfectly sized",
-        "large",
-        "huge",
-        "humongous",
-        "ginormous";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_size, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_size$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_color$[0], .npc$), // {{color}}
-        "red",
-        "orange",
-        "yellow",
-        "pink",
-        "aqua",
-        "cyan",
-        "blue",
-        "indigo",
-        "violet",
-        "purple",
-        "magenta",
-        "pink",
-        "black",
-        "white",
-        "grey",
-        "greyscale",
-        "brown",
-        "maroon",
-        "turquoise",
-        "lime",
-        "sky blue",
-        "invisible";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_color, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_color$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_violentadverb$[0], .npc$), // {{violent adverb}}
-        "violently",
-        "repeatedly",
-        "casually",
-        "forcefully",
-        "slowly",
-        "carefully",
-        "hopefully",
-        "dangerously",
-        "shockingly",
-        "religiously";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_violentadverb, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_violentadverb$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_hello$[0], .npc$), // {{hello}}
-        "hi",
-        "hi",
-        "hi",
-        "hi",
-        "hey",
-        "hey",
-        "hey",
-        "yo",
-        "yo",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "hello",
-        "howdy",
-        "bonjour";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_hello, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_hello$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_violentverb$[0], .npc$), // {{violent verb}}
-        "slaps",
-        "slaps",
-        "slaps",
-        "slaps",
-        "slaps", // yeah the tree likes to slap a lot
-        "hits",
-        "pummels",
-        "beats",
-        "flattens",
-        "taunts",
-        "liquidates",
-        "spanks",
-        "affronts",
-        "tranquilizes",
-        "atomizes",
-        "impales",
-        "dismembers";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_violentverb, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_violentverb$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_location$[0], .npc$), // {{location}}
-        "Artis",
-        "Hurnscald",
-        "Tulimshar",
-        "Nivalis",
-        "Candor",
-        "Drasil";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_location, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_location$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_sizeableobject$[0], .npc$), // {{sizeable object}}
-        "trout",
-        "whale",
-        "space whale",
-        "penguin",
-        "coelacanth",
-        "squid",
-        "shrimp",
-        "crab",
-        "tentacle",
-        "dictionary",
-        "grammar book",
-        "textbook",
-        "dinosaur",
-        "t-rex",
-        "star-nosed mole",
-        "chimpanzee",
-        "mermaid",
-        "merman",
-        "piano",
-        "prince",
-        "princess",
-        "pinkie",
-        "squirrel",
-        "mouboo",
-        "wet mop",
-        "drunken pirate",
-        "cake",
-        "cookie",
-        "chocobo",
-        "restraining order",
-        "freight train",
-        "carnival hammer",
-        "crate",
-        "bomb",
-        "bowl of petinuas",
-        "box",
-        "platypus",
-        "magic eightball",
-        "vase";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_sizeableobject, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_sizeableobject$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_nsizeableobject$[0], .npc$), // {{n sizeable object}}
-        "octopus",
-        "elephant",
-        "angry cat",
-        "anvil",
-        "encyclopedia set";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_nsizeableobject, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_nsizeableobject$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.D_someone$[0], .npc$), // {{someone}}
-        "Voldemort",
-        "Cthulhu",
-        "Platyna",
-        "Hitler",
-        "Luvia",
-        "General Krukan",
-        "Borg Queen",
-        "Freeyorp",
-        "MadCamel";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.D_someone, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.D_someone$, .npc$));
-
-    // replies below
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.greetings$[0], .npc$),
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p!",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p.",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p, what's up?",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p, anything new?",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p, how are you?",
-        "~p!!!!",
-        "~p!!!",
-        "~p!!",
-        "{{^ hello }} ~p! You are looking lovely today!",
-        "Welcome back, ~p.",
-        "Welcome back, ~p.",
-        "Welcome back, ~p.",
-        "~p is back!!",
-        "Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.",
-        "Greetings ~p.",
-        "What's up ~p?",
-        "What's up ~p?",
-        "How are you ~p?";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.greetings, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.greetings$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.jokes$[0], .npc$),
-        "How did the tree get drunk? On root beer.",
-        "Do you think I'm lazy?",
-        "I miss CrazyTree %%S.",
-        "I miss LazyTree %%S.",
-        "I'm not telling you!",
-        "*sighs.*",
-        "If I do it for you, then I have to do it for everybody.",
-        "What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.",
-        "What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone.",
-        "What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.",
-        "What do trees give to their dogs? Treets.",
-        "What do you call a tree that only eats meat? Carniforous.",
-        "What do you call a tree who's always envious? Evergreen.",
-        "What is the tree's least favourite month? Sep-timber!",
-        "What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm-tree.",
-        "What was the tree's favorite subject in school? Chemistree.",
-        "Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green.",
-        "Why doesn't the tree need sudo? Because it has root.",
-        "Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.",
-        "Why was the tree executed? For treeson.",
-        "How do trees get on the internet? They log in.",
-        "Why did the pine tree get into trouble? Because it was being knotty.",
-        "Did you hear the one about the oak tree? It's a corn-y one!",
-        "What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? Branch Manager.",
-        "How is an apple like a lawyer? They both look good hanging from a tree.",
-        "Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled.",
-        "I'm too tired, ask someone else.",
-        "If you are trying to get me to tell jokes you are barking up the wrong tree!",
-        "You wooden think they were funny anyhow. Leaf me alone!",
-        "What is brown and sticky? A stick.",
-        "What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.",
-        "What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.",
-        "Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.",
-        "A snare drum and a crash cymbal fell out of a tree. *BA-DUM TSSSHH*",
-        "How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark!",
-        "Where do saplings go to learn? Elementree school.",
-        "Why do trees make great thieves? Sticky fingers.",
-        "What is green, has leaves, and a trunk? A houseplant going on vacation.",
-        "Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim? To the baobarber.",
-        "What looks like half a spruce tree? The other half.",
-        "What do you give to a sick citrus tree? Lemon aid.",
-        "What did the tree say to the drill? You bore me.",
-        "What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go.",
-        "How do trees keep you in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.",
-        "Where do birch trees keep their valuables? In a river bank.",
-        "What kind of stories do giant sequoia trees tell? Tall tales.",
-        "What is the most frustrating thing about being a tree? Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.",
-        "What's black, highly dangerous, and lives in a tree? A crow with a machine gun.",
-        "What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood.",
-        "Two men passed a sign while looking for work. It was for tree fellers. They said: “what a shame, there are only two of us”.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.jokes, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.jokes$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.healing$[0], .npc$),
-        "Eat an apple, they're good for you.",
-        "If I do it for you, then I have to do it for everybody.",
-        "Oh, go drink a potion or something.",
-        "Whoops! I lost my spellbook.",
-        "No mana.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.healing, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.healing$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.whoami$[0], .npc$),
-        "An undercover GM.",
-        "An exiled GM.",
-        "I'm not telling you!",
-        "I'm a bot! I'll be level 99 one day! Mwahahahaaha!!!111!",
-        "Somebody said I'm a Chinese copy of CrazyTree.",
-        "I am your evil twin.",
-        "I don't remember anything after I woke up! What happened to me?",
-        "I don't know. Why am I here??",
-        "Who are you?",
-        "On the 8th day, God was bored and said 'There will be bots'. So here I am.",
-        "♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between ♪♪",
-        "♪♪ Aperture Science. We do what we must, because... we can ♪",
-        "I'm just a reincarnation of a copy.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.whoami, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.whoami$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.drops$[0], .npc$),
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops an {{ n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops an {{ n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops {{ someone }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a coin on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a fruit on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops an apple on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops an iten on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a GM on ~p.*",
-        "*drops a piece of moon rock on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a pin on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a rock on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a tub of paint on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a sandworm on ~p.*",
-        "*drops an idea in ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on ~p's head.*",
-        "Ouch.",
-        "Ouchy.",
-        "*drops dead.*",
-        "*sighs.*",
-        "Leaf me alone.",
-        "Stop it! I doesn't drop branches, try the Druid tree for once!";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.drops, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.drops$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.die$[0], .npc$),
-        "*drops an iten on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a piece of moon rock on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops {{ someone }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops an {{ n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ size }} {{ sizeable object, n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*drops a {{ size }} {{ color }} {{ sizeable object, n sizeable object }} on ~p's head.*",
-        "*{{ violent adverb }} {{ violent verb }} ~p.*",
-        "*drops dead.*",
-        "*sighs.*",
-        "Avada Kedavra!",
-        "Make me!",
-        "Never!!",
-        "You die, ~p!",
-        "You die, ~p!",
-        "You die, ~p!",
-        "You die, ~p!",
-        "No!",
-        "In a minute.",
-        "Suuure... I'll get right on it...";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.die, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.die$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.poke$[0], .npc$),
-        "*tickles.*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.poke, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.poke$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.disgusting$[0], .npc$),
-        "Ewwwww %%^.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.disgusting, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.disgusting$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.answer$[0], .npc$),
-        "42.",
-        "Kittens.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.answer, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.answer$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.burning$[0], .npc$),
-        "*curses ~p and dies %%c.*",
-        "Help! I'm on fire!",
-        "Oh hot.. hot hot!",
-        "*is glowing.*",
-        "*is flaming.*",
-        "Ehemm. Where are firefighters? I need them now!",
-        "*is so hot!.*",
-        "*slowly catches fire.*",
-        "*trembles with trepidation.*",
-        "*is immune to fire.*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.burning, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.burning$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.kill$[0], .npc$),
-        "*curses ~p and dies %%c.*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.kill, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.kill$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.silly$[0], .npc$),
-        "Hahaha, good one!";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.silly, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.silly$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.love$[0], .npc$),
-        "♪♪ and IIII.. will alwayyyys loooovvve youuuuu. ♪♪ %%]",
-        "♪♪ nothing's gonna change my love for you, you oughta know by now how much I love you.. ♪ %%]",
-        "♪ ..and then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid like: “I love you.” ♪",
-        "♪ ..won't you find a place for me? somewhere in your heart... ♪♪",
-        "Thank you.",
-        "♪♪ ..I can't love another when my heart is somewhere far away.. ♪",
-        "%%]";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.love, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.love$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.dance$[0], .npc$),
-        "I would but I am rooted to the ground.",
-        "Have you ever seen a tree dance before?",
-        "Hahaha, good one!";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.dance, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.dance$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.hate$[0], .npc$),
-        "Right back at you!",
-        "Ok...",
-        "*pats ~p, let it go...*",
-        "Hu hu hu, ~p hates me.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.hate, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.hate$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.bye$[0], .npc$),
-        "*waves goodbye to ~p in tears, come back soon!*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.bye, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.bye$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.pain$[0], .npc$),
-        "Ouch.",
-        "Ouchy.",
-        "Argh.",
-        "Eek.",
-        "*howls.*",
-        "*screams.*",
-        "*groans.*",
-        "*cries.*",
-        "*faints.*",
-        "*shrieks.*",
-        "*hides behind itself.*",
-        "%%k",
-        "Why, what did I do to you? %%i";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.pain, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.pain$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.eightball$[0], .npc$),
-        "It is possible.",
-        "Yes!",
-        "Of course.",
-        "Naturally.",
-        "Obviously.",
-        "It shall be.",
-        "The outlook is good.",
-        "It is so.",
-        "One would be wise to think so.",
-        "The answer is certainly yes.",
-        "In your dreams.",
-        "I doubt it very much.",
-        "No chance.",
-        "The outlook is very poor.",
-        "Unlikely.",
-        "About as likely as pigs flying.",
-        "You're kidding, right?",
-        "NO!",
-        "NO.",
-        "No.",
-        "Maybe...",
-        "No clue.",
-        "I don't know.",
-        "The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.",
-        "What are you asking me for?",
-        "Come again?",
-        "You know the answer better than I.",
-        "The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!",
-        "No idea.",
-        "Perhaps.",
-        "I think it is better not to tell you.",
-        "Error 417: Expectation failed.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.eightball, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.eightball$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.bad$[0], .npc$),
-        "I'm not bad! You are bad!",
-        "OK, I'm bad.",
-        "I'm just a littttle bad.",
-        "Not as bad as the people that made me.";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.bad, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.bad$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.no_idea$[0], .npc$),
-        "What?",
-        "What??",
-        "What?",
-        "Whatever.",
-        "Hmm...",
-        "Hmm...",
-        "Huh?",
-        "*yawns.*",
-        "Wait a minute...",
-        "What are you talking about?",
-        "Who are you?",
-        "What about me?",
-        "I don't know what you are talking about",
-        "Excuse me?",
-        "Very interesting.",
-        "Really?",
-        "Go on...",
-        "*scratches its leafy head.*",
-        "*feels a disturbance in the force.*",
-        "%%j",
-        "*senses a disturbance in the force.*",
-        "I'm bored...",
-        "%%U",
-        "%%[";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.no_idea, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.no_idea$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.shut_up$[0], .npc$),
-        "*goes hide in a corner %%S.*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.shut_up, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.shut_up$, .npc$));
-
-    setarray getvariableofnpc(.climb$[0], .npc$),
-        "*sways violently.*",
-        "*bends all the way to the ground.*",
-        "*creaks and bends.*",
-        "*welcomes those who come to play %%I.*",
-        "*beams with pride.*";
-    set getvariableofnpc(.climb, .npc$), getarraysize(getvariableofnpc(.climb$, .npc$));
-
-    return;
-}
diff --git a/npc/scripts.conf b/npc/scripts.conf
index 7fe96a48e..e3190f0ed 100644
--- a/npc/scripts.conf
+++ b/npc/scripts.conf
@@ -30,7 +30,6 @@
 // Misc functions
 "npc/functions/barber.txt",
 "npc/functions/bank.txt",
-"npc/functions/confused-tree-dict.txt",
 "npc/functions/class.txt",
 "npc/functions/doors.txt",
 "npc/functions/fishing.txt",