//===== eAthena Script =======================================
//= Dev edition NPCs!
//===== By: ==================================================
//= Most NPCs by Aria
//= MouseJstr NPC by MouseJstr
//= Massdriller NPC by massdriller
//= Evera NPC by Evera
//= Kevin NPC by Kevin
//===== Current Version: =====================================
//= 0.5
//===== Compatible With: =====================================
//= eAthena 1.0 Final +
//===== Description: =========================================
//= NPCs of the devs!
//===== Additional Comments: =================================
//= Some devs don't have their quotes yet >_>
//= currently we only have Aria, Mouse, and MC_Cameri done.
//= David is there because he has coords, but he's incomplete;
//= he has no biography
//============================================================
// MouseJstr =========================================================>\\
ayothaya.gat,76,145,5 script MouseJstr 763,{
npcspeed 50;
mes "[MouseJstr]";
mes "Yo homeslices..";
mes "I am MouseJstr on AIM and josh in real life..";
next;
mes "I enjoy maintaining a RO server because of the abuse I get";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 70+rand(17),135+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
doitagain:
set $foo,rand(5);
if($foo == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($foo == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($foo == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($foo == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($foo == 4) goto Lquote4;
goto doitagain;
Lquote0:
npctalk "Brb.. my baby is throwing up on my leg.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "The only difference between a hurricane and skydiving is which direction the tree's come at you from..";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that reverses a string in place..";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that finds me the highest bit set in a network order 32 bit integer...";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "I am the dark angel of eAthena.. withen weeks of my arrival, almost everybody was gone or dead.. fear me...";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
// MC Cameri =========================================================>\\
morocc.gat,160,97,4 script MC Cameri 706,{
npcspeed 100;
mes "[MC Cameri]";
mes "I'm the @command guy from oA...";
mes "^FF8040Real Name^000000: Can't tell you my name";
mes "^FF8040Age^000000: 16 years";
mes "^FF8040Where I live^000000: Dominican Republic, in the caribbean";
next;
mes "[MC Cameri]";
mes "^FF8040What I Do^000000: mostly working on @commands for GMs...";
mes "^FF8040Why I'm here^000000: Because I like programming...";
next;
mes "[MC Cameri]";
mes "I'm a senior student, programmer, body builder(yes, I lift weights), etc.";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 154+rand(17),87+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
Lmctalk:
set $mctalk,rand(10);
if($mctalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($mctalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($mctalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($mctalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($mctalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
if($mctalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
if($mctalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
if($mctalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
if($mctalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
if($mctalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
if($mctalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
goto Lmctalk;
Lquote0:
npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "I owns you all, under my commands. *lol*";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "I forgot my script, what do I have to say again? *_*U";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "�Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "Are you guys my friends?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote5:
npctalk "My mom told me not to talk to strangers. *stares*";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote6:
npctalk "How can you be SO ugly!?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote7:
npctalk "I need a friend to play with =(. *sobs*";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote8:
npctalk "I've been kicking this rock for as long as I can remember.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote9:
npctalk "My computer just broke, and I don't know how to format. *sobs*";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote10:
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
// Davidsiaw =========================================================>\\
payon.gat,182,104,4 script Davidsiaw 1002,{
npcspeed 150;
mes "[Davidsiaw]";
mes "omghi";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 176+rand(17),94+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
Ldavidtalk:
set $davidtalk,rand(10);
if($davidtalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($davidtalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($davidtalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($davidtalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($davidtalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
if($davidtalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
if($davidtalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
goto Ldavidtalk;
Lquote0:
npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "Wud are you looking at?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "baka...";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "�Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "*drops 100 Mjolnirs on the floor*";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote5:
npctalk "There ya go ;)";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote6:
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
//Aria\\
prontera.gat,156,179,4 script Aria 805,{
npcspeed 150;
mes "[Aria]";
mes "Okay, I'm Evera's brother, Aria";
mes "^FF00FFAge^000000: 13 years";
mes "^FF00FFWhat I do^000000: Graphics and NPCs";
mes "^FF00FFWhy I'm here^000000: Cuz eAthena ROX";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 150+rand(17),169+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
Lariatalk:
set $ariatalk,rand(10);
if($ariatalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($ariatalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($ariatalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($ariatalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($ariatalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
if($ariatalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
if($ariatalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
if($ariatalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
if($ariatalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
if($ariatalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
if($ariatalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
goto Lariatalk;
Lquote0:
npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "So its u -> 0";
npctalk "... That did not look right";
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "????";
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "OMGITSJEEBUS!#!@%!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "Evera died. I guess.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote5:
npctalk "I CLICK THE BUTTON AND THEY DON'T DIE!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote6:
npctalk "RO? wtf?";
npctalk "Oh yeah.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote7:
npctalk "omgnoob. DIE!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote8:
npctalk "WooT!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote9:
npctalk "is that why u bought windows";
npctalk "cuz bill has red hair";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote10:
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
// Evera =========================================================>\\
prontera.gat,156,183,5 script Evera 769,{
npcspeed 50;
mes "[Evera]";
mes "Hi";
mes "I betcha you thoguht I was dead, right?";
next;
mes "Well, I'M (not really) BACK!";
mes "And I also enjoy long walks on the beach ^.^";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 150+rand(17),173+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
doitagain:
set $lol,rand(5);
if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
if($lol == 5) goto Lquote5;
goto doitagain;
Lquote0:
npctalk "Does anyone actually remember who I am?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "O_o";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "Bananaphone!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "Go away troll.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "Aria can go to hell.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote5:
npctalk "Sup, I'm back.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote6:
npctalk "WTFPWNED";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
// Kevin =========================================================>\\
prontera.gat,178,204,5 script Kevin 774,{
npcspeed 50;
mes "[Kevin]";
mes "SUP?!?!?!?!";
mes "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!";
next;
mes "OUCH, ANOTHER PERSON PWNED BY KEVIN!";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
doitagain:
set $lol,rand(9);
if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
goto doitagain;
Lquote0:
npctalk "OMFGLMFAO I HAVE PWNED SO MANY PEOPLE!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "GO EA DEVS!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "WATCH OUT FOR ME ON THE IRC CHANNEL! HAHAHA!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "WANNA SEE MY NEW MIRC SCRIPT?!?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "w00t! YOU ARE SUCH A N00B YOU... N00B";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote5:
npctalk "d00d! i r l337!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote6:
npctalk "pssst: what do you think of my evil plot to take over the da irc network?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote7:
npctalk "ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote8:
npctalk "OMFG YOU ARE SO UGLY!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
// massdriller =========================================================>\\
geffen.gat,122,63,5 script massdriller 823,{
npcspeed 50;
mes "[massdriller]";
mes "Who am i? I am A nobody!";
mes "I like pwning people!";
next;
mes "[massdriller]";
mes "Main goal in life is to annoy and pwn Kevin";
close;
OnTimer15000:
npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
setnpctimer 0;
doitagain:
set $lol,rand(9);
if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
goto doitagain;
Lquote0:
npctalk "Hmm....What script needs to be fixed...";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote1:
npctalk "OMFG...you suck!";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote2:
npctalk "The worst kind of noobs are the heal! zeny! items plz! type.";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote3:
npctalk "What happens when you die of boredom?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote4:
npctalk "I'm such a kewl Person...";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote5:
npctalk "OMFGWTFBBQ...I'm also known as MadDawg";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote6:
npctalk "Gimme your items...I'll eat them and eat you...";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote7:
npctalk "Aren't porings cute?";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
Lquote8:
npctalk "Omfg..you are full of shit....";
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
aldebaran.gat,137,118,5 script Fredzilla 4020,0,0,{
npcspeed 140;
OnTouch:
mes "[Fredzilla]";
mes "I dont really know what I do";
mes "Well I have made some scripts, translated some scripts and corrected some scripts.";
next;
mes "[Fredzilla]";
mes "But other than that I do nothing.";
close;
OnTimer25000:
npcwalkto 137+rand(5),118+rand(5);
setnpctimer 0;
doitagain:
set $fred,rand(6);
if($fred == 0) npctalk "I have the most optimized Dev NPC";
if($fred == 1) npctalk "Yeah I am a Dev, what do you mean I'm just a member on the forum !!!";
if($fred == 2) npctalk "I probably the worst speller on the Dev team.";
if($fred == 3) npctalk "You didnt think I was a real player did you?!?";
if($fred == 4) npctalk "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.";
if($fred == 5) npctalk "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
if($fred > 5 || $fred < 0) goto doitagain;
setnpctimer 0;
end;
OnInit:
initnpctimer;
end;
}
