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diff --git a/deadmessages.xml b/deadmessages.xml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9433e1ef --- /dev/null +++ b/deadmessages.xml @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> +<messages> + <its:rules xmlns:its="http://www.w3.org/2005/11/its" version="1.0"> + <its:translateRule selector="//message" translate="yes"/> + <its:translateRule selector="//*" translate="no"/> + </its:rules> + <message>You are dead.</message> + <message>We regret to inform you that your character was killed in battle.</message> + <message>You are not that alive anymore.</message> + <message>The cold hands of the grim reaper are grabbing for your soul.</message> + <message>Game Over!</message> + <message>Insert coin to continue.</message> + <message>No, kids. Your character did not really die. It... err... went to a better place.</message> + <message>Your plan of breaking your enemies weapon by bashing it with your throat failed.</message> + <message>I guess this did not run too well.</message> + <message>Do you want your possessions identified?</message> + <message>Sadly, no trace of you was ever found...</message> + <message>Annihilated.</message> + <message>Looks like you got your head handed to you.</message> + <message>You screwed up again, dump your body down the tubes and get you another one.</message> + <message>You're not dead yet. You're just resting.</message> + <message>You are no more.</message> + <message>You have ceased to be.</message> + <message>You've expired and gone to meet your maker.</message> + <message>You're a stiff.</message> + <message>Bereft of life, you rest in peace.</message> + <message>If you weren't so animated, you'd be pushing up the daisies.</message> + <message>Your metabolic processes are now history.</message> + <message>You're off the twig.</message> + <message>You've kicked the bucket.</message> + <message>You've shuffled off your mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile.</message> + <message>You are an ex-player.</message> + <message>You're pining for the fjords.</message> + <message>When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.</message> + <message>The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with – sudden death.</message> + <message>There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?</message> + <message>There is a remedy for everything; it is called death.</message> + <message>If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.</message> + <message>Death - To stop sinning suddenly.</message> + <message>For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. </message> +</messages> |