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-// Evol scripts.
-// Author:
-// Reid
-// Description:
-// Drunk easteregg telling about the player's past.
-
-000-2-0,20,23,0 script Billy Bons NPC_BILLY_BONS,{
- if (rand(5) == 2) goto L_Hic;
-
- mesn;
- mesq l("You? Here?");
- mesq l("How is *hic* it possible?");
- next;
-
- mesn "Narrator";
- mesc(l("The sailor chugs his beer."), 9);
- next;
-
- select
- l("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?");
-
- mes "";
- mesn;
- mesq l("Don't do theee... *hic* with me eh!");
- next;
-
- menu
- l("Are you ok?"), L_Quit,
- l("Alright... Bye."), -;
-
- mes "";
- mesn;
- mesq l("No and *hic*... No, you and you and your... *burp* stup*hic* guild!");
- next;
- mesq l("You tried to get rid of me, eeh? But surprise! I'm still here... *hic* Or there...");
- next;
- mesq l("But you won't *hic* me this time...");
- next;
-
- menu
- l("What are you talking about? What guild?"), L_Quit,
- l("You are full of wine, my friend..."), -,
- l("You should go and get some sleep."), L_Quit;
-
- mes "";
- mesn;
- mesq l("If I saw *hic* who you were... *hic* Would not have helped you! ");
- next;
-
- menu
- l("But who am I?"), -,
- l("What am I supposed to say?"), L_Quit,
- l("You should go and get some sleep."), L_Secret;
-
- mes "";
- mesn;
- mesq l("The giant boogeyman!");
-
- close;
-
-L_Secret:
- mes "";
- mesn;
- mesq l("Hear me *hic* well, what ever, whatididever you will *hic* said ab... uhm... out what?! You saw there, the Legion of Aemil won't let it get public.");
- next;
- mesq l("Nobody will know about the existence of the Mercurians.");
- next;
- mesq l("Nobody! *burp*");
- next;
-
- close;
-
-L_Hic:
- npctalk3 l("*Hic*");
-
- close;
-
-L_Quit:
- mes "";
- mesn;
- mesq l("Yeah you're all like *hic* that in Esperia, but you won't get me! *burp*");
- next;
- mesq l("I'm not that numb eeh *hic* what did ever yous disco... ...vered there, the Legion of Aemil won't get me!");
- mesq l("*burp*");
- next;
-
- mesn "Narrator";
- mesc(l("The sailor turns his back to you."), 9);
-
- close;
-
-OnInit:
- .distance = 3;
- end;
-}