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// Evol scripts.
// Authors:
// Reid
// Description:
// Drunken easteregg about player's past activity
000-2-0.gat,20,23,0,0 script BillyBons 311,{
mesn;
if (rand(5)==2) goto l_Hips;
mesq l("You?? Here??");
mesq l("How is *hick* possible??");
next;
mesn l("The sailor chugs his beer");
menu
lg("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"), -;
mesn;
mesq l("Don't do do theee... *hick* with me eh!");
menu
l("Are you ok?"), l_Quit,
l("Alright, bye!"), -;
mesn;
mesq lg("NO and *hick* NO, you and you and your... *burp* stupi*hick* guild!");
mesq l("You tried to get rid of me, eeh?? But surprise! I'm still here...*hick* Or there....");
next;
mesn;
mesq l("But you won't *hick* me this time...");
menu
l("What are you talking about? Which guild?"), l_Quit,
l("You are full of wine, my friend..."), -,
l("You should go and get some sleep."), l_Quit;
mesn;
mesq l("If I saw *hick* who you wereee.... *hips* Would not have helped you! ");
menu
l("But who am I?"), -,
l("What am I suposed to say?"), l_Quit,
l("You should go and get some sleep."), l_Secret;
mesn;
mesq l("The giant bogeyman!");
next;
goto l_Quit;
l_Secret:
mesn;
mesq l("Hear me *hick* well, what ever, whatididever you will*hick*said ab...euh..out wha?! You saw there, the Guild of Esperia won't let it go to public.");
mesq l("Nobody will know about the existence of the Mercurians");
next;
mesq l("Nobody! *burp*");
next;
goto l_Quit;
l_Hips:
mesq l("*hick*");
close;
l_Quit:
mesn;
mesq l("Yeah you're all like *hick* that in Esperia, but you won't get me! *burp*");
mesq l("I'm not that numb eeh *hick* what did ever you disco*hips*veeered there, the warrior guild won't get me!");
next;
mesn l("The sailor is turning his back to you.");
close;
}
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