path: root/npc/000-2-0/billybons.txt

// Evol scripts.
// Authors:
//    Reid
// Description:
//    Drunken easteregg about player's past activity.

000-2-0.gat,20,23,0,1	script	BillyBons	311;3,{

    mesn;
    if (rand(5)==2) goto l_Hips;

    mesq l("You?? Here??");
    mesq l("How is *hick* possible??");
    next;

    mesn "Narrator";
    mes col(l("The sailor chugs his beer."), 9);
    next;

    menu
        lg("Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"), -;

    mes "";
    mesn;
    mesq l("Don't do do theee... *hick* with me eh!");
    next;

    menu
        l("Are you ok?"), l_Quit,
        l("Alright, bye!"), -;

    mes "";
    mesn;
    mesq lg("NO and *hick* NO, you and you and your... *burp* stupi*hick* guild!");
    next;
    mesq l("You tried to get rid of me, eeh?? But surprise! I'm still here...*hick* Or there....");
    next;
    mesq l("But you won't *hick* me this time...");
    next;

    menu
        l("What are you talking about? Which guild?"), l_Quit,
        l("You are full of wine, my friend..."), -,
        l("You should go and get some sleep."), l_Quit;

    mes "";
    mesn;
    mesq l("If I saw *hick* who you wereee.... *hips* Would not have helped you! ");
    next;

    menu
        l("But who am I?"), -,
        l("What am I suposed to say?"), l_Quit,
        l("You should go and get some sleep."), l_Secret;

    mes "";
    mesn;
    mesq l("The giant boogeyman!");

    close;

l_Secret:
    mes "";
    mesn;
    mesq l("Hear me *hick* well, what ever, whatididever you will*hick*said ab...euh..out wha?! You saw there, the Guild of Esperia won't let it go to public.");
    next;
    mesq l("Nobody will know about the existence of the Mercurians");
    next;
    mesq l("Nobody! *burp*");
    next;

    close;

l_Hips:
    mesq l("*hick*");
    close;

l_Quit:
    mes "";
    mesn;
    mesq l("Yeah you're all like *hick* that in Esperia, but you won't get me! *burp*");
    next;
    mesq l("I'm not that numb eeh *hick* what did ever you disco*hips*veeered there, the warrior guild won't get me!");
    next;
    mesq l("The sailor is turning his back to you.");

    close;

}