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-//===== rAthena Script =======================================
-//= Dev edition NPCs!
-//===== By: ==================================================
-//= Most NPCs by Aria
-//= MouseJstr NPC by MouseJstr
-//= Massdriller NPC by massdriller
-//= Evera NPC by Evera
-//= Kevin NPC by Kevin
-//===== Current Version: =====================================
-//= 0.5
-//===== Compatible With: =====================================
-//= rAthena 1.0 Final +
-//===== Description: =========================================
-//= NPCs of the devs!
-//===== Additional Comments: =================================
-//= Some devs don't have their quotes yet >_>
-//= currently we only have Aria, Mouse, and MC_Cameri done.
-//= David is there because he has coords, but he's incomplete;
-//= he has no biography
-//============================================================
-
-// MouseJstr =========================================================>\\
-ayothaya,76,145,5 script MouseJstr 763,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[MouseJstr]";
- mes "Yo homeslices..";
- mes "I am MouseJstr on AIM and josh in real life..";
- next;
- mes "I enjoy maintaining a RO server because of the abuse I get";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 70+rand(17),135+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $foo,rand(5);
- if($foo == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($foo == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($foo == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($foo == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($foo == 4) goto Lquote4;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "Brb.. my baby is throwing up on my leg.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "The only difference between a hurricane and skydiving is which direction the tree's come at you from..";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that reverses a string in place..";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that finds me the highest bit set in a network order 32 bit integer...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "I am the dark angel of rAthena.. withen weeks of my arrival, almost everybody was gone or dead.. fear me...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-// MC Cameri =========================================================>\\
-morocc,160,97,4 script MC Cameri 706,{
- npcspeed 100;
- mes "[MC Cameri]";
- mes "I'm the @command guy from oA...";
- mes "^FF8040Real Name^000000: Can't tell you my name";
- mes "^FF8040Age^000000: 16 years";
- mes "^FF8040Where I live^000000: Dominican Republic, in the caribbean";
- next;
- mes "[MC Cameri]";
- mes "^FF8040What I Do^000000: mostly working on @commands for GMs...";
- mes "^FF8040Why I'm here^000000: Because I like programming...";
- next;
- mes "[MC Cameri]";
- mes "I'm a senior student, programmer, body builder(yes, I lift weights), etc.";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 154+rand(17),87+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-Lmctalk:
- set $mctalk,rand(10);
- if($mctalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($mctalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($mctalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($mctalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($mctalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($mctalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
- if($mctalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
- if($mctalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
- if($mctalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
- if($mctalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
- if($mctalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
- goto Lmctalk;
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "I owns you all, under my commands. *lol*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "I forgot my script, what do I have to say again? *_*U";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "�Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "Are you guys my friends?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "My mom told me not to talk to strangers. *stares*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "How can you be SO ugly!?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "I need a friend to play with =(. *sobs*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "I've been kicking this rock for as long as I can remember.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote9:
- npctalk "My computer just broke, and I don't know how to format. *sobs*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote10:
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-
-// Davidsiaw =========================================================>\\
-payon,182,104,4 script Davidsiaw 1002,{
- npcspeed 150;
- mes "[Davidsiaw]";
- mes "omghi";
- close;
-OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 176+rand(17),94+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-Ldavidtalk:
- set $davidtalk,rand(10);
- if($davidtalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($davidtalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($davidtalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($davidtalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($davidtalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($davidtalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
- if($davidtalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
- goto Ldavidtalk;
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "Wud are you looking at?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "baka...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "�Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "*drops 100 Mjolnirs on the floor*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "There ya go ;)";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-//Aria\\
-prontera,156,179,4 script Aria 805,{
- npcspeed 150;
- mes "[Aria]";
- mes "Okay, I'm Evera's brother, Aria";
- mes "^FF00FFAge^000000: 13 years";
- mes "^FF00FFWhat I do^000000: Graphics and NPCs";
- mes "^FF00FFWhy I'm here^000000: Cuz rAthena ROX";
- close;
-OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 150+rand(17),169+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-Lariatalk:
- set $ariatalk,rand(10);
- if($ariatalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($ariatalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($ariatalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($ariatalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($ariatalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($ariatalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
- if($ariatalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
- if($ariatalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
- if($ariatalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
- if($ariatalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
- if($ariatalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
- goto Lariatalk;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "So its u -> 0";
- npctalk "... That did not look right";
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "????";
- end;
-
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "OMGITSJEEBUS!#!@%!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "Evera died. I guess.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "I CLICK THE BUTTON AND THEY DON'T DIE!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "RO? wtf?";
- npctalk "Oh yeah.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "omgnoob. DIE!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "WooT!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote9:
- npctalk "is that why u bought windows";
- npctalk "cuz bill has red hair";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote10:
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-// Evera =========================================================>\\
-prontera,156,183,5 script Evera 769,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[Evera]";
- mes "Hi";
- mes "I betcha you thoguht I was dead, right?";
- next;
- mes "Well, I'M (not really) BACK!";
- mes "And I also enjoy long walks on the beach ^.^";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 150+rand(17),173+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $lol,rand(5);
- if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($lol == 5) goto Lquote5;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "Does anyone actually remember who I am?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "O_o";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "Bananaphone!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "Go away troll.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "Aria can go to hell.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "Sup, I'm back.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "WTFPWNED";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-// Kevin =========================================================>\\
-prontera,178,204,5 script Kevin 774,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[Kevin]";
- mes "SUP?!?!?!?!";
- mes "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!";
- next;
- mes "OUCH, ANOTHER PERSON PWNED BY KEVIN!";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $lol,rand(9);
- if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMFGLMFAO I HAVE PWNED SO MANY PEOPLE!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "GO EA DEVS!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "WATCH OUT FOR ME ON THE IRC CHANNEL! HAHAHA!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "WANNA SEE MY NEW MIRC SCRIPT?!?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "w00t! YOU ARE SUCH A N00B YOU... N00B";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "d00d! i r l337!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "pssst: what do you think of my evil plot to take over the da irc network?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "OMFG YOU ARE SO UGLY!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-
-// massdriller =========================================================>\\
-geffen,122,63,5 script massdriller 823,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[massdriller]";
- mes "Who am i? I am A nobody!";
- mes "I like pwning people!";
- next;
- mes "[massdriller]";
- mes "Main goal in life is to annoy and pwn Kevin";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $lol,rand(9);
- if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "Hmm....What script needs to be fixed...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "OMFG...you suck!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "The worst kind of noobs are the heal! zeny! items plz! type.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "What happens when you die of boredom?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "I'm such a kewl Person...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "OMFGWTFBBQ...I'm also known as MadDawg";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "Gimme your items...I'll eat them and eat you...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "Aren't porings cute?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "Omfg..you are full of shit....";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-aldebaran,137,118,5 script Fredzilla 4020,0,0,{
- npcspeed 140;
-OnTouch:
- mes "[Fredzilla]";
- mes "I don't really know what I do";
- mes "Well I have made some scripts, translated some scripts and corrected some scripts.";
- next;
- mes "[Fredzilla]";
- mes "But other than that I do nothing.";
- close;
-OnTimer25000:
- npcwalkto 137+rand(5),118+rand(5);
- setnpctimer 0;
-doitagain:
- set $fred,rand(6);
- if($fred == 0) npctalk "I have the most optimized Dev NPC";
- if($fred == 1) npctalk "Yeah I am a Dev, what do you mean I'm just a member on the forum !!!";
- if($fred == 2) npctalk "I probably the worst speller on the Dev team.";
- if($fred == 3) npctalk "You didn't think I was a real player did you?!?";
- if($fred == 4) npctalk "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.";
- if($fred == 5) npctalk "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
- if($fred > 5 || $fred < 0) goto doitagain;
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}