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diff --git a/npc/custom/devnpc.txt b/npc/custom/devnpc.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..6e17bb170 --- /dev/null +++ b/npc/custom/devnpc.txt @@ -0,0 +1,508 @@ +//===== eAthena Script =======================================
+//= Dev edition NPCs!
+//===== By: ==================================================
+//= Most NPCs by Aria
+//= MouseJstr NPC by MouseJstr
+//= Massdriller NPC by massdriller
+//= Evera NPC by Evera
+//= Kevin NPC by Kevin
+//===== Current Version: =====================================
+//= 0.5
+//===== Compatible With: =====================================
+//= eAthena 1.0 Final +
+//===== Description: =========================================
+//= NPCs of the devs!
+//===== Additional Comments: =================================
+//= Some devs don't have their quotes yet >_>
+//= currently we only have Aria, Mouse, and MC_Cameri done.
+//= David is there because he has coords, but he's incomplete;
+//= he has no biography
+//============================================================
+
+// MouseJstr =========================================================>\\
+ayothaya.gat,76,145,5 script MouseJstr 763,{
+ npcspeed 50;
+ mes "[MouseJstr]";
+ mes "Yo homeslices..";
+ mes "I am MouseJstr on AIM and josh in real life..";
+ next;
+ mes "I enjoy maintaining a RO server because of the abuse I get";
+ close;
+ OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 70+rand(17),135+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+doitagain:
+ set $foo,rand(5);
+ if($foo == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($foo == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($foo == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($foo == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($foo == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ goto doitagain;
+
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "Brb.. my baby is throwing up on my leg.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "The only difference between a hurricane and skydiving is which direction the tree's come at you from..";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that reverses a string in place..";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that finds me the highest bit set in a network order 32 bit integer...";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "I am the dark angel of eAthena.. withen weeks of my arrival, almost everybody was gone or dead.. fear me...";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+
+// MC Cameri =========================================================>\\
+morocc.gat,160,97,4 script MC Cameri 706,{
+ npcspeed 100;
+ mes "[MC Cameri]";
+ mes "I'm the @command guy from oA...";
+ mes "^FF8040Real Name^000000: Can't tell you my name";
+ mes "^FF8040Age^000000: 16 years";
+ mes "^FF8040Where I live^000000: Dominican Republic, in the caribbean";
+ next;
+ mes "[MC Cameri]";
+ mes "^FF8040What I Do^000000: mostly working on @commands for GMs...";
+ mes "^FF8040Why I'm here^000000: Because I like programming...";
+ next;
+ mes "[MC Cameri]";
+ mes "I'm a senior student, programmer, body builder(yes, I lift weights), etc.";
+ close;
+ OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 154+rand(17),87+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+Lmctalk:
+ set $mctalk,rand(10);
+ if($mctalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($mctalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($mctalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($mctalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($mctalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ if($mctalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
+ if($mctalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
+ if($mctalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
+ if($mctalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
+ if($mctalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
+ if($mctalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
+ goto Lmctalk;
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "I owns you all, under my commands. *lol*";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "I forgot my script, what do I have to say again? *_*U";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "¿Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "Are you guys my friends?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote5:
+ npctalk "My mom told me not to talk to strangers. *stares*";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote6:
+ npctalk "How can you be SO ugly!?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote7:
+ npctalk "I need a friend to play with =(. *sobs*";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote8:
+ npctalk "I've been kicking this rock for as long as I can remember.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote9:
+ npctalk "My computer just broke, and I don't know how to format. *sobs*";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote10:
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+
+
+// Davidsiaw =========================================================>\\
+payon.gat,182,104,4 script Davidsiaw 1002,{
+ npcspeed 150;
+ mes "[Davidsiaw]";
+ mes "omghi";
+ close;
+OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 176+rand(17),94+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+Ldavidtalk:
+ set $davidtalk,rand(10);
+ if($davidtalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($davidtalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($davidtalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($davidtalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($davidtalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ if($davidtalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
+ if($davidtalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
+ goto Ldavidtalk;
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "Wud are you looking at?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "baka...";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "¿Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "*drops 100 Mjolnirs on the floor*";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote5:
+ npctalk "There ya go ;)";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote6:
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+
+//Aria\\
+prontera.gat,156,179,4 script Aria 805,{
+ npcspeed 150;
+ mes "[Aria]";
+ mes "Okay, I'm Evera's brother, Aria";
+ mes "^FF00FFAge^000000: 13 years";
+ mes "^FF00FFWhat I do^000000: Graphics and NPCs";
+ mes "^FF00FFWhy I'm here^000000: Cuz eAthena ROX";
+ close;
+OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 150+rand(17),169+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+Lariatalk:
+ set $ariatalk,rand(10);
+ if($ariatalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($ariatalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($ariatalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($ariatalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($ariatalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ if($ariatalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
+ if($ariatalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
+ if($ariatalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
+ if($ariatalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
+ if($ariatalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
+ if($ariatalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
+ goto Lariatalk;
+
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "So its u -> 0";
+ npctalk "... That did not look right";
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "????";
+ end;
+
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "OMGITSJEEBUS!#!@%!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "Evera died. I guess.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote5:
+ npctalk "I CLICK THE BUTTON AND THEY DON'T DIE!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote6:
+ npctalk "RO? wtf?";
+ npctalk "Oh yeah.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote7:
+ npctalk "omgnoob. DIE!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote8:
+ npctalk "WooT!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote9:
+ npctalk "is that why u bought windows";
+ npctalk "cuz bill has red hair";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+Lquote10:
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+
+// Evera =========================================================>\\
+prontera.gat,156,183,5 script Evera 769,{
+ npcspeed 50;
+ mes "[Evera]";
+ mes "Hi";
+ mes "I betcha you thoguht I was dead, right?";
+ next;
+ mes "Well, I'M (not really) BACK!";
+ mes "And I also enjoy long walks on the beach ^.^";
+ close;
+ OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 150+rand(17),173+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+doitagain:
+ set $lol,rand(5);
+ if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ if($lol == 5) goto Lquote5;
+ goto doitagain;
+
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "Does anyone actually remember who I am?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "O_o";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "Bananaphone!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "Go away troll.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "Aria can go to hell.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote5:
+ npctalk "Sup, I'm back.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote6:
+ npctalk "WTFPWNED";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+
+// Kevin =========================================================>\\
+prontera.gat,178,204,5 script Kevin 774,{
+ npcspeed 50;
+ mes "[Kevin]";
+ mes "SUP?!?!?!?!";
+ mes "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!";
+ next;
+ mes "OUCH, ANOTHER PERSON PWNED BY KEVIN!";
+ close;
+ OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+doitagain:
+ set $lol,rand(9);
+ if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
+ if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
+ if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
+ if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
+ goto doitagain;
+
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "OMFGLMFAO I HAVE PWNED SO MANY PEOPLE!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "GO EA DEVS!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "WATCH OUT FOR ME ON THE IRC CHANNEL! HAHAHA!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "WANNA SEE MY NEW MIRC SCRIPT?!?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "w00t! YOU ARE SUCH A N00B YOU... N00B";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote5:
+ npctalk "d00d! i r l337!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote6:
+ npctalk "pssst: what do you think of my evil plot to take over the da irc network?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote7:
+ npctalk "ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote8:
+ npctalk "OMFG YOU ARE SO UGLY!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+
+
+// massdriller =========================================================>\\
+geffen.gat,122,63,5 script massdriller 823,{
+ npcspeed 50;
+ mes "[massdriller]";
+ mes "Who am i? I am A nobody!";
+ mes "I like pwning people!";
+ next;
+ mes "[massdriller]";
+ mes "Main goal in life is to annoy and pwn Kevin";
+ close;
+ OnTimer15000:
+ npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+
+doitagain:
+ set $lol,rand(9);
+ if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
+ if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
+ if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
+ if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
+ if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
+ if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
+ if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
+ if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
+ if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
+ goto doitagain;
+
+Lquote0:
+ npctalk "Hmm....What script needs to be fixed...";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote1:
+ npctalk "OMFG...you suck!";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote2:
+ npctalk "The worst kind of noobs are the heal! zeny! items plz! type.";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote3:
+ npctalk "What happens when you die of boredom?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote4:
+ npctalk "I'm such a kewl Person...";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote5:
+ npctalk "OMFGWTFBBQ...I'm also known as MadDawg";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote6:
+ npctalk "Gimme your items...I'll eat them and eat you...";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote7:
+ npctalk "Aren't porings cute?";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+Lquote8:
+ npctalk "Omfg..you are full of shit....";
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
+aldebaran.gat,137,118,5 script Fredzilla 4020,0,0,{
+ npcspeed 140;
+OnTouch:
+ mes "[Fredzilla]";
+ mes "I dont really know what I do";
+ mes "Well I have made some scripts, translated some scripts and corrected some scripts.";
+ next;
+ mes "[Fredzilla]";
+ mes "But other than that I do nothing.";
+ close;
+OnTimer25000:
+ npcwalkto 137+rand(5),118+rand(5);
+ setnpctimer 0;
+doitagain:
+ set $fred,rand(6);
+ if($fred == 0) npctalk "I have the most optimized Dev NPC";
+ if($fred == 1) npctalk "Yeah I am a Dev, what do you mean I'm just a member on the forum !!!";
+ if($fred == 2) npctalk "I probably the worst speller on the Dev team.";
+ if($fred == 3) npctalk "You didnt think I was a real player did you?!?";
+ if($fred == 4) npctalk "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.";
+ if($fred == 5) npctalk "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
+ if($fred > 5 || $fred < 0) goto doitagain;
+ setnpctimer 0;
+ end;
+OnInit:
+ initnpctimer;
+ end;
+}
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