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diff --git a/npc/custom/devnpc.txt b/npc/custom/devnpc.txt index 6e17bb170..77f3dc16a 100644 --- a/npc/custom/devnpc.txt +++ b/npc/custom/devnpc.txt @@ -1,508 +1,508 @@ -//===== eAthena Script =======================================
-//= Dev edition NPCs!
-//===== By: ==================================================
-//= Most NPCs by Aria
-//= MouseJstr NPC by MouseJstr
-//= Massdriller NPC by massdriller
-//= Evera NPC by Evera
-//= Kevin NPC by Kevin
-//===== Current Version: =====================================
-//= 0.5
-//===== Compatible With: =====================================
-//= eAthena 1.0 Final +
-//===== Description: =========================================
-//= NPCs of the devs!
-//===== Additional Comments: =================================
-//= Some devs don't have their quotes yet >_>
-//= currently we only have Aria, Mouse, and MC_Cameri done.
-//= David is there because he has coords, but he's incomplete;
-//= he has no biography
-//============================================================
-
-// MouseJstr =========================================================>\\
-ayothaya.gat,76,145,5 script MouseJstr 763,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[MouseJstr]";
- mes "Yo homeslices..";
- mes "I am MouseJstr on AIM and josh in real life..";
- next;
- mes "I enjoy maintaining a RO server because of the abuse I get";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 70+rand(17),135+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $foo,rand(5);
- if($foo == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($foo == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($foo == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($foo == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($foo == 4) goto Lquote4;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "Brb.. my baby is throwing up on my leg.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "The only difference between a hurricane and skydiving is which direction the tree's come at you from..";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that reverses a string in place..";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that finds me the highest bit set in a network order 32 bit integer...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "I am the dark angel of eAthena.. withen weeks of my arrival, almost everybody was gone or dead.. fear me...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-// MC Cameri =========================================================>\\
-morocc.gat,160,97,4 script MC Cameri 706,{
- npcspeed 100;
- mes "[MC Cameri]";
- mes "I'm the @command guy from oA...";
- mes "^FF8040Real Name^000000: Can't tell you my name";
- mes "^FF8040Age^000000: 16 years";
- mes "^FF8040Where I live^000000: Dominican Republic, in the caribbean";
- next;
- mes "[MC Cameri]";
- mes "^FF8040What I Do^000000: mostly working on @commands for GMs...";
- mes "^FF8040Why I'm here^000000: Because I like programming...";
- next;
- mes "[MC Cameri]";
- mes "I'm a senior student, programmer, body builder(yes, I lift weights), etc.";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 154+rand(17),87+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-Lmctalk:
- set $mctalk,rand(10);
- if($mctalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($mctalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($mctalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($mctalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($mctalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($mctalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
- if($mctalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
- if($mctalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
- if($mctalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
- if($mctalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
- if($mctalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
- goto Lmctalk;
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "I owns you all, under my commands. *lol*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "I forgot my script, what do I have to say again? *_*U";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "¿Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "Are you guys my friends?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "My mom told me not to talk to strangers. *stares*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "How can you be SO ugly!?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "I need a friend to play with =(. *sobs*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "I've been kicking this rock for as long as I can remember.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote9:
- npctalk "My computer just broke, and I don't know how to format. *sobs*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote10:
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-
-// Davidsiaw =========================================================>\\
-payon.gat,182,104,4 script Davidsiaw 1002,{
- npcspeed 150;
- mes "[Davidsiaw]";
- mes "omghi";
- close;
-OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 176+rand(17),94+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-Ldavidtalk:
- set $davidtalk,rand(10);
- if($davidtalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($davidtalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($davidtalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($davidtalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($davidtalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($davidtalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
- if($davidtalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
- goto Ldavidtalk;
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "Wud are you looking at?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "baka...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "¿Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "*drops 100 Mjolnirs on the floor*";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "There ya go ;)";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-//Aria\\
-prontera.gat,156,179,4 script Aria 805,{
- npcspeed 150;
- mes "[Aria]";
- mes "Okay, I'm Evera's brother, Aria";
- mes "^FF00FFAge^000000: 13 years";
- mes "^FF00FFWhat I do^000000: Graphics and NPCs";
- mes "^FF00FFWhy I'm here^000000: Cuz eAthena ROX";
- close;
-OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 150+rand(17),169+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-Lariatalk:
- set $ariatalk,rand(10);
- if($ariatalk == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($ariatalk == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($ariatalk == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($ariatalk == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($ariatalk == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($ariatalk == 5) goto Lquote5;
- if($ariatalk == 6) goto Lquote6;
- if($ariatalk == 7) goto Lquote7;
- if($ariatalk == 8) goto Lquote8;
- if($ariatalk == 9) goto Lquote9;
- if($ariatalk == 10) goto Lquote10;
- goto Lariatalk;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ";
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "So its u -> 0";
- npctalk "... That did not look right";
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "????";
- end;
-
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "OMGITSJEEBUS!#!@%!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "Evera died. I guess.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "I CLICK THE BUTTON AND THEY DON'T DIE!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "RO? wtf?";
- npctalk "Oh yeah.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "omgnoob. DIE!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "WooT!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote9:
- npctalk "is that why u bought windows";
- npctalk "cuz bill has red hair";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-Lquote10:
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-// Evera =========================================================>\\
-prontera.gat,156,183,5 script Evera 769,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[Evera]";
- mes "Hi";
- mes "I betcha you thoguht I was dead, right?";
- next;
- mes "Well, I'M (not really) BACK!";
- mes "And I also enjoy long walks on the beach ^.^";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 150+rand(17),173+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $lol,rand(5);
- if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($lol == 5) goto Lquote5;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "Does anyone actually remember who I am?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "O_o";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "Bananaphone!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "Go away troll.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "Aria can go to hell.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "Sup, I'm back.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "WTFPWNED";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-// Kevin =========================================================>\\
-prontera.gat,178,204,5 script Kevin 774,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[Kevin]";
- mes "SUP?!?!?!?!";
- mes "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!";
- next;
- mes "OUCH, ANOTHER PERSON PWNED BY KEVIN!";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $lol,rand(9);
- if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "OMFGLMFAO I HAVE PWNED SO MANY PEOPLE!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "GO EA DEVS!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "WATCH OUT FOR ME ON THE IRC CHANNEL! HAHAHA!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "WANNA SEE MY NEW MIRC SCRIPT?!?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "w00t! YOU ARE SUCH A N00B YOU... N00B";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "d00d! i r l337!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "pssst: what do you think of my evil plot to take over the da irc network?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "OMFG YOU ARE SO UGLY!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-
-
-// massdriller =========================================================>\\
-geffen.gat,122,63,5 script massdriller 823,{
- npcspeed 50;
- mes "[massdriller]";
- mes "Who am i? I am A nobody!";
- mes "I like pwning people!";
- next;
- mes "[massdriller]";
- mes "Main goal in life is to annoy and pwn Kevin";
- close;
- OnTimer15000:
- npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16);
- setnpctimer 0;
-
-doitagain:
- set $lol,rand(9);
- if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0;
- if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4;
- if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1;
- if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2;
- if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3;
- if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4;
- goto doitagain;
-
-Lquote0:
- npctalk "Hmm....What script needs to be fixed...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote1:
- npctalk "OMFG...you suck!";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote2:
- npctalk "The worst kind of noobs are the heal! zeny! items plz! type.";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote3:
- npctalk "What happens when you die of boredom?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote4:
- npctalk "I'm such a kewl Person...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote5:
- npctalk "OMFGWTFBBQ...I'm also known as MadDawg";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote6:
- npctalk "Gimme your items...I'll eat them and eat you...";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote7:
- npctalk "Aren't porings cute?";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-Lquote8:
- npctalk "Omfg..you are full of shit....";
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
-aldebaran.gat,137,118,5 script Fredzilla 4020,0,0,{
- npcspeed 140;
-OnTouch:
- mes "[Fredzilla]";
- mes "I dont really know what I do";
- mes "Well I have made some scripts, translated some scripts and corrected some scripts.";
- next;
- mes "[Fredzilla]";
- mes "But other than that I do nothing.";
- close;
-OnTimer25000:
- npcwalkto 137+rand(5),118+rand(5);
- setnpctimer 0;
-doitagain:
- set $fred,rand(6);
- if($fred == 0) npctalk "I have the most optimized Dev NPC";
- if($fred == 1) npctalk "Yeah I am a Dev, what do you mean I'm just a member on the forum !!!";
- if($fred == 2) npctalk "I probably the worst speller on the Dev team.";
- if($fred == 3) npctalk "You didnt think I was a real player did you?!?";
- if($fred == 4) npctalk "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.";
- if($fred == 5) npctalk "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
- if($fred > 5 || $fred < 0) goto doitagain;
- setnpctimer 0;
- end;
-OnInit:
- initnpctimer;
- end;
-}
+//===== eAthena Script ======================================= +//= Dev edition NPCs! +//===== By: ================================================== +//= Most NPCs by Aria +//= MouseJstr NPC by MouseJstr +//= Massdriller NPC by massdriller +//= Evera NPC by Evera +//= Kevin NPC by Kevin +//===== Current Version: ===================================== +//= 0.5 +//===== Compatible With: ===================================== +//= eAthena 1.0 Final + +//===== Description: ========================================= +//= NPCs of the devs! +//===== Additional Comments: ================================= +//= Some devs don't have their quotes yet >_> +//= currently we only have Aria, Mouse, and MC_Cameri done. +//= David is there because he has coords, but he's incomplete; +//= he has no biography +//============================================================ + +// MouseJstr =========================================================>\\ +ayothaya.gat,76,145,5 script MouseJstr 763,{ + npcspeed 50; + mes "[MouseJstr]"; + mes "Yo homeslices.."; + mes "I am MouseJstr on AIM and josh in real life.."; + next; + mes "I enjoy maintaining a RO server because of the abuse I get"; + close; + OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 70+rand(17),135+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +doitagain: + set $foo,rand(5); + if($foo == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($foo == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($foo == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($foo == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($foo == 4) goto Lquote4; + goto doitagain; + +Lquote0: + npctalk "Brb.. my baby is throwing up on my leg."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "The only difference between a hurricane and skydiving is which direction the tree's come at you from.."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that reverses a string in place.."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote3: + npctalk "Wanna be a GM? Write me a C routine that finds me the highest bit set in a network order 32 bit integer..."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote4: + npctalk "I am the dark angel of eAthena.. withen weeks of my arrival, almost everybody was gone or dead.. fear me..."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} + +// MC Cameri =========================================================>\\ +morocc.gat,160,97,4 script MC Cameri 706,{ + npcspeed 100; + mes "[MC Cameri]"; + mes "I'm the @command guy from oA..."; + mes "^FF8040Real Name^000000: Can't tell you my name"; + mes "^FF8040Age^000000: 16 years"; + mes "^FF8040Where I live^000000: Dominican Republic, in the caribbean"; + next; + mes "[MC Cameri]"; + mes "^FF8040What I Do^000000: mostly working on @commands for GMs..."; + mes "^FF8040Why I'm here^000000: Because I like programming..."; + next; + mes "[MC Cameri]"; + mes "I'm a senior student, programmer, body builder(yes, I lift weights), etc."; + close; + OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 154+rand(17),87+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +Lmctalk: + set $mctalk,rand(10); + if($mctalk == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($mctalk == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($mctalk == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($mctalk == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($mctalk == 4) goto Lquote4; + if($mctalk == 5) goto Lquote5; + if($mctalk == 6) goto Lquote6; + if($mctalk == 7) goto Lquote7; + if($mctalk == 8) goto Lquote8; + if($mctalk == 9) goto Lquote9; + if($mctalk == 10) goto Lquote10; + goto Lmctalk; +Lquote0: + npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "I owns you all, under my commands. *lol*"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "I forgot my script, what do I have to say again? *_*U"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote3: + npctalk "¿Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote4: + npctalk "Are you guys my friends?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote5: + npctalk "My mom told me not to talk to strangers. *stares*"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote6: + npctalk "How can you be SO ugly!?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote7: + npctalk "I need a friend to play with =(. *sobs*"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote8: + npctalk "I've been kicking this rock for as long as I can remember."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote9: + npctalk "My computer just broke, and I don't know how to format. *sobs*"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote10: + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} + + +// Davidsiaw =========================================================>\\ +payon.gat,182,104,4 script Davidsiaw 1002,{ + npcspeed 150; + mes "[Davidsiaw]"; + mes "omghi"; + close; +OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 176+rand(17),94+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +Ldavidtalk: + set $davidtalk,rand(10); + if($davidtalk == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($davidtalk == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($davidtalk == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($davidtalk == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($davidtalk == 4) goto Lquote4; + if($davidtalk == 5) goto Lquote5; + if($davidtalk == 6) goto Lquote6; + goto Ldavidtalk; +Lquote0: + npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "Wud are you looking at?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "baka..."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote3: + npctalk "¿Donde estoy? *wonders* (<-- Means, where am I?)"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote4: + npctalk "*drops 100 Mjolnirs on the floor*"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote5: + npctalk "There ya go ;)"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote6: + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} + +//Aria\\ +prontera.gat,156,179,4 script Aria 805,{ + npcspeed 150; + mes "[Aria]"; + mes "Okay, I'm Evera's brother, Aria"; + mes "^FF00FFAge^000000: 13 years"; + mes "^FF00FFWhat I do^000000: Graphics and NPCs"; + mes "^FF00FFWhy I'm here^000000: Cuz eAthena ROX"; + close; +OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 150+rand(17),169+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +Lariatalk: + set $ariatalk,rand(10); + if($ariatalk == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($ariatalk == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($ariatalk == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($ariatalk == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($ariatalk == 4) goto Lquote4; + if($ariatalk == 5) goto Lquote5; + if($ariatalk == 6) goto Lquote6; + if($ariatalk == 7) goto Lquote7; + if($ariatalk == 8) goto Lquote8; + if($ariatalk == 9) goto Lquote9; + if($ariatalk == 10) goto Lquote10; + goto Lariatalk; + +Lquote0: + npctalk "OMGWTFBBQ"; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "So its u -> 0"; + npctalk "... That did not look right"; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "????"; + end; + +Lquote3: + npctalk "OMGITSJEEBUS!#!@%!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote4: + npctalk "Evera died. I guess."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote5: + npctalk "I CLICK THE BUTTON AND THEY DON'T DIE!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote6: + npctalk "RO? wtf?"; + npctalk "Oh yeah."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote7: + npctalk "omgnoob. DIE!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote8: + npctalk "WooT!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote9: + npctalk "is that why u bought windows"; + npctalk "cuz bill has red hair"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +Lquote10: + setnpctimer 0; + end; + +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} + +// Evera =========================================================>\\ +prontera.gat,156,183,5 script Evera 769,{ + npcspeed 50; + mes "[Evera]"; + mes "Hi"; + mes "I betcha you thoguht I was dead, right?"; + next; + mes "Well, I'M (not really) BACK!"; + mes "And I also enjoy long walks on the beach ^.^"; + close; + OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 150+rand(17),173+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +doitagain: + set $lol,rand(5); + if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4; + if($lol == 5) goto Lquote5; + goto doitagain; + +Lquote0: + npctalk "Does anyone actually remember who I am?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "O_o"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "Bananaphone!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote3: + npctalk "Go away troll."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote4: + npctalk "Aria can go to hell."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote5: + npctalk "Sup, I'm back."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote6: + npctalk "WTFPWNED"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} + +// Kevin =========================================================>\\ +prontera.gat,178,204,5 script Kevin 774,{ + npcspeed 50; + mes "[Kevin]"; + mes "SUP?!?!?!?!"; + mes "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!"; + next; + mes "OUCH, ANOTHER PERSON PWNED BY KEVIN!"; + close; + OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +doitagain: + set $lol,rand(9); + if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4; + if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1; + if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2; + if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3; + if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4; + goto doitagain; + +Lquote0: + npctalk "OMFGLMFAO I HAVE PWNED SO MANY PEOPLE!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "GO EA DEVS!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "WATCH OUT FOR ME ON THE IRC CHANNEL! HAHAHA!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote3: + npctalk "WANNA SEE MY NEW MIRC SCRIPT?!?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote4: + npctalk "w00t! YOU ARE SUCH A N00B YOU... N00B"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote5: + npctalk "d00d! i r l337!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote6: + npctalk "pssst: what do you think of my evil plot to take over the da irc network?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote7: + npctalk "ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote8: + npctalk "OMFG YOU ARE SO UGLY!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} + + +// massdriller =========================================================>\\ +geffen.gat,122,63,5 script massdriller 823,{ + npcspeed 50; + mes "[massdriller]"; + mes "Who am i? I am A nobody!"; + mes "I like pwning people!"; + next; + mes "[massdriller]"; + mes "Main goal in life is to annoy and pwn Kevin"; + close; + OnTimer15000: + npcwalkto 170+rand(17),200+rand(16); + setnpctimer 0; + +doitagain: + set $lol,rand(9); + if($lol == 0) goto Lquote0; + if($lol == 1) goto Lquote1; + if($lol == 2) goto Lquote2; + if($lol == 3) goto Lquote3; + if($lol == 4) goto Lquote4; + if($lol == 5) goto Lquote1; + if($lol == 6) goto Lquote2; + if($lol == 7) goto Lquote3; + if($lol == 8) goto Lquote4; + goto doitagain; + +Lquote0: + npctalk "Hmm....What script needs to be fixed..."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote1: + npctalk "OMFG...you suck!"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote2: + npctalk "The worst kind of noobs are the heal! zeny! items plz! type."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote3: + npctalk "What happens when you die of boredom?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote4: + npctalk "I'm such a kewl Person..."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote5: + npctalk "OMFGWTFBBQ...I'm also known as MadDawg"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote6: + npctalk "Gimme your items...I'll eat them and eat you..."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote7: + npctalk "Aren't porings cute?"; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +Lquote8: + npctalk "Omfg..you are full of shit...."; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} +aldebaran.gat,137,118,5 script Fredzilla 4020,0,0,{ + npcspeed 140; +OnTouch: + mes "[Fredzilla]"; + mes "I dont really know what I do"; + mes "Well I have made some scripts, translated some scripts and corrected some scripts."; + next; + mes "[Fredzilla]"; + mes "But other than that I do nothing."; + close; +OnTimer25000: + npcwalkto 137+rand(5),118+rand(5); + setnpctimer 0; +doitagain: + set $fred,rand(6); + if($fred == 0) npctalk "I have the most optimized Dev NPC"; + if($fred == 1) npctalk "Yeah I am a Dev, what do you mean I'm just a member on the forum !!!"; + if($fred == 2) npctalk "I probably the worst speller on the Dev team."; + if($fred == 3) npctalk "You didnt think I was a real player did you?!?"; + if($fred == 4) npctalk "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."; + if($fred == 5) npctalk "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."; + if($fred > 5 || $fred < 0) goto doitagain; + setnpctimer 0; + end; +OnInit: + initnpctimer; + end; +} |