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diff --git a/plugins/lazytree.py b/plugins/lazytree.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..64efda0 --- /dev/null +++ b/plugins/lazytree.py @@ -0,0 +1,285 @@ +# -*- coding: utf-8 -*- +import random +import chatbot +from commands import general_chat, send_whisper + + +__all__ = [ 'PLUGIN', 'init' ] + +PLUGIN = { + 'name': 'lazytree', + 'requires': ('chatbot',), + 'blocks': (), +} + + +# ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +greetings = { + "Hi {0}!" : 4, + "Hey {0}" : 3, + "Yo {0}" : 2, + "{0}!!!!" : 1, + "{0}!!!" : 1, + "{0}!!" : 1, + "Hello {0}" : 5, + "Hello {0}!" : 5, + "Welcome back {0}" : 3, + "Hello {0}! You are looking lovely today!" : 1, + "{0} is back!!" : 1, + "Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science \ +computer-aided enrichment center." : 1, +} + +drop_items = [ + "a bomb", "a bowl of petunias", "a cake", "a candy", "a chocobo", + "a coin", "a cookie", "a drunken pirate", "a freight train", + "a fruit", "a mouboo", "an angry cat", + "an angry polish spelling of a rare element with the atomic number 78", + "an anvil", "an apple", "an iten", "a magic eightball", "a GM", + "a whale", "an elephant", "a piano", "a piece of moon rock", "a pin", + "a rock", "a tub", "a wet mop", "some bass", "Voldemort", "a sandworm", + "a princess", "a prince", "an idea", "Luvia", "a penguin", + "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", +] + +dropping_other = [ + "Hu hu hu.. {0} kicked me!", + "Ouch..", + "Ouchy..", + "*drops dead*", + "*sighs*", + "Leaf me alone.", + "Stop it! I doesn't drop branches, try the Druid tree for once!", +] + +dropping_special = { + "ShaiN2" : "*drops a nurse on {0}*", + "Shainen" : "*drops a nurse on {0}*", + "Silent Dawn" : "*drops a box of chocolate on {0}*", + "veryape" : "*drops a chest of rares on {0}*", + "veryapeGM" : "*drops a chest of rares on {0}*", + "Ginaria" : "*drops a bluepar on {0}*", + "Rift Avis" : "*drops an acorn on {0}*", +} + +die_answers = [ + "*drops a bomb on {0}'s head*", + "*drops a bowl of petunias on {0}'s head*", + "*drops a drunken pirate on {0}'s head*", + "*drops a freight train on {0}'s head*", + "*drops a mouboo on {0}'s head*", + "*drops an angry cat on {0}'s head*", + "*drops an angry polish spelling of a rare element with \ +the atomic number 78 on {0}'s head*", + "*drops an iten on {0}'s head*", + "*drops a piano on {0}'s head*", + "*drops a piece of moon rock on {0}'s head*", + "*drops Voldemort on {0}'s head*", + "*drops dead*", + "*sighs*", + "Avada Kedavra!", + "Make me!", + "Never!!", + "You die, {0}!", + "You die, {0}!", + "You die, {0}!", + "You die, {0}!", + "No!", + "In a minute..", + "Suuure... I'll get right on it", +] + +healme_answers = [ + "Eat an apple, they're good for you.", + "If I do it for you, then I have to do it for everybody.", + "Oh, go drink a potion or something.", + "Whoops! I lost my spellbook.", + "no mana", +] + +whoami_answers = [ + "An undercover GM.", + "An exiled GM.", + "I'm not telling you!", + "I'm a bot! I'll be level 99 one day! Mwahahahaaha!!!111!", + "Somebody said I'm a Chinese copy of Confused Tree", + "I am your evil twin.", + "I don't remember anything after I woke up! What happened to me?", + "I don't know. Why am I here??", + "Who are you?", + "On the 8th day, God was bored and said 'There will be bots'. \ +So here I am.", + "♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between ♪♪", + "♪♪ Aperture Science. We do what we must, because.. we can ♪", + "I'm just a reincarnation of a copy.", +] + +joke_answers = [ + "How did the tree get drunk? On root beer.", + "Do you think I'm lazy?", + "I miss Confused Tree :(", + "I miss CrazyTree :(", + "I'm not telling you!", + "*sighs*", + "If I do it for you, then I have to do it for everybody.", + "What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.", + "What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone.", + "What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.", + "What do trees give to their dogs? Treets.", + "What do you call a tree that only eats meat? Carniforous.", + "What do you call a tree who's always envious? Evergreen.", + "What is the tree's least favourite month? Sep-timber!", + "What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm-tree.", + "What was the tree's favorite subject in school? Chemistree.", + "Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green.", + "Why doesn't the tree need sudo? Because it has root.", + "Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.", + "Why was the tree executed? For treeson.", + "How do trees get on the internet? They log in.", + "Why did the pine tree get into trouble? Because it was being knotty.", + "Did you hear the one about the oak tree? It's a corn-y one!", + "What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? Branch Manager.", + "How is an apple like a lawyer? They both look good hanging from a tree.", + "Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled.", + "I'm to tired, ask someone else.", + "If you are trying to get me to tell jokes you are barking \ +up the wrong tree!", + "You wodden think they were funny anyhow. Leaf me alone!", + "What is brown and sticky? A stick.", +] + +burn_answers = [ + "*curses {0} and dies %%c*", + "Help! I'm on fire!", + "Oh hot.. hot hot!", + "*is glowing*", + "*is flaming*", + "ehemm. where are firefighters? I need them now!", + "*is so hot!*", +] + +noidea_answers = [ + "what?", "what??", "whatever", "hmm...", "huh?", "*yawns*", + "Wait a minute..", "What are you talking about?", + "Who are you?", "What about me?", + "I don't know what you are talking about", + "Excuse me?", "very interesting", "really?", + "go on...", "*scratches its leafy head*", + "*feels a disturbance in the force*", + "*senses a disturbance in the force*", + "*humming*", "I'm bored..", "%%j", "%%U", "%%[", +] + +pain_answers = [ "Ouch..", "Ouchy..", "Argh..", "Eckk...", "*howls*", + "*screams*", "*groans*", "*cries*", "*faints*", "%%k", + "Why.. What did I do to you? %%i" ] + +hurt_actions = [ "eat", "shoot", "pluck", "torture", "slap", "poison", + "break", "stab", "throw" ] + +ignored_players = [] +tree_admins = [ 'Livio' ] + + +# ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +def say_greeting(nick, _, is_whisper, match): + if is_whisper: + return + + if nick in ignored_players: + return + + total_weight = 0 + for w in greetings.itervalues(): + total_weight += w + + random_weight = random.randint(0, total_weight) + total_weight = 0 + random_greeting = 'Hi {0}' + for g, w in greetings.iteritems(): + if total_weight >= random_weight: + random_greeting = g + break + total_weight += w + + general_chat(random_greeting.format(nick)) + + +def drop_on_head(nick, _, is_whisper, match): + if is_whisper: + return + + if nick in ignored_players: + return + + answer = 'yeah' + if nick in dropping_special: + answer = dropping_special[nick] + else: + r = random.randint(0, len(drop_items) + len(dropping_other)) + if r < len(drop_items): + answer = "*drops {} on {}'s head*".format(drop_items[r], nick) + else: + answer = random.choice(dropping_other) + + general_chat(answer.format(nick)) + + +def answer_threat(nick, _, is_whisper, match): + if is_whisper: + return + + if nick in ignored_players: + return + + answer = random.choice(die_answers) + general_chat(answer.format(nick)) + + +# ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +def admin_additem(nick, _, is_whisper, match): + if not is_whisper: + return + + if nick not in tree_admins: + return + + item = match.group(1) + if item not in drop_items: + drop_items.append(item) + + send_whisper(nick, "Added item '{}' to drop list".format(item)) + + +def admin_addjoke(nick, _, is_whisper, match): + if not is_whisper: + return + + if nick not in tree_admins: + return + + joke = match.group(1) + if joke not in joke_answers: + joke_answers.append(joke) + + send_whisper(nick, "Added joke") + + +# ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +tree_commands = { + r'^(hello|hi|hey|heya|hiya|yo) (livio|liviobot)' : say_greeting, + r'^(hello|hi|hey|heya|hiya) (all|everybody|everyone)$' : say_greeting, + r'\*?((shake|kick)s?) (livio|liviobot)' : drop_on_head, + r'(die|\*?((nuke|kill)s?)) (livio|liviobot)' : answer_threat, + r'^tell (.*)joke([ ,]{1,2})tree' : joke_answers, + r'^heal me([ ,]{1,2})tree' : healme_answers, + r'^(who|what) are you([ ,]{1,3})tree' : whoami_answers, + r'^!additem (.*)' : admin_additem, + r'^!addjoke (.*)' : admin_addjoke, + r'\*(burn(s?)) (livio|liviobot)' : burn_answers, + r'\*?(' + '|'.join(hurt_actions) + ')s? (livio|liviobot)' : pain_answers, +} + + +def init(config): + chatbot.commands.update(tree_commands) |