From 68a002517f7b04d7f209fa23c807ae9e22616441 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Alige Date: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 14:39:36 +0200 Subject: Added new death messages. --- deadmessages.xml | 54 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 54 insertions(+) create mode 100644 deadmessages.xml (limited to 'deadmessages.xml') diff --git a/deadmessages.xml b/deadmessages.xml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9557b111 --- /dev/null +++ b/deadmessages.xml @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ + + + + + + + + You are dead. + We regret to inform you that your character was killed in battle. + You are not that alive anymore. + The cold hands of the grim reaper are grabbing for your soul. + Game Over! + Insert coin to continue. + No, kids. Your character did not really die. It... err... went to a better place. + Your plan of breaking your enemies weapon by bashing it with your throat failed. + I guess this did not run too well. + Do you want your possessions identified? // NetHack reference. + Sadly, no trace of you was ever found... // Secret of Mana reference. + Annihilated. // Final Fantasy VI reference. + Looks like you got your head handed to you. // Earthbound reference. + You screwed up again, dump your body down the tubes and get you another one. // Leisure Suit Larry 1 reference. + You're not dead yet. You're just resting. // Monty Python reference. + You are no more. + You have ceased to be. + You've expired and gone to meet your maker. + You're a stiff. + Bereft of life, you rest in peace. + If you weren't so animated, you'd be pushing up the daisies. + Your metabolic processes are now history. + You're off the twig. + You've kicked the bucket. + You've shuffled off your mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile. + You are an ex-player. + You're pining for the fjords. + Right now, you would just love to be resurrected. + Wait, did I just die? + What just happened? + I guess you're not the One. + See you in the underworld. + Try again. + Don't panic, you're just a bit dead. + It's a bit late to start digging your grave, don't you think? + Program terminated. + Mission failed. + Welcome to the Matrix, Neo. // The Matrix reference. + Everybody falls the first time. // The Matrix reference. + Welcome... to the real world. // The Matrix reference. + Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. // The Matrix reference. + There is no spoon. // The Matrix reference. + One shot, one kill. // Call of Duty reference. + Some men just want to watch the world burn. // The Dark Knight reference. + You are fulfilling your destiny. // Star Wars, Darth Sidious reference. + -- cgit v1.2.3-70-g09d2