026-1,50,32,0	script	Blackwin	NPC316,{
    mes "...";
    next;
    mes "The guard glares at you, silently daring you to try something.";
    next;
    mes "[Evil Guard]";
    mes "\"Heed my warning, young human. My master will suffer no fools here.\"";
    next;
    mes "[Evil Guard]";
    mes "\"He created this as a place of leisure, and we are here to ensure that it remains undisturbed.\"";
    close;
}

026-1,29,28,0	script	Forwin	NPC316,{
    mes "[Evil Guard]";
    mes "\"" + strcharinfo(0) + "...\"";
    next;
    mes "[Evil Guard]";
    mes "\"I am your father...\"";
    next;
    mes "There is an awkward pause, and then the guard bursts out laughing.";
    mes "";
    mes "[Evil Guard]";
    mes "\"Just kidding! Can you imagine Golbenez's reaction if we had such puny offspring?\"";
    close;
}