You are dead. We regret to inform you that your character was killed in battle. You are not that alive anymore. Game Over! Insert coin to continue. No, kids. Your character did not really die. It... err... went to a better place. Your plan of breaking your enemies weapon by bashing it with your throat failed. I guess this did not run too well. Do you want your possessions identified? Sadly, no trace of you was ever found... Annihilated. Looks like you got your head handed to you. You screwed up again, dump your body down the tubes and get you another one. You're not dead yet. You're just resting. You are no more. You have ceased to be. You've expired and gone to meet your maker. You're a stiff. Bereft of life, you rest in peace. If you weren't so animated, you'd be pushing up the daisies. You're off the twig. You've kicked the bucket. You are an ex-player. You're pining for the fjords. Right now, you would just love to be resurrected. Wait, did I just die? What just happened? I guess you're not the One. See you in the underworld. Try again. Don't panic, you're just a bit dead. It's a bit late to start digging your grave, don't you think? Program terminated. Mission failed. Everybody falls the first time. Welcome... to the real world. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. There is no spoon. One shot, one kill. Some men just want to watch the world burn. You are fulfilling your destiny. Rule #8: Do not die. There will be no order, only chaos. Too bad, get over it. There's no hope for us here, only death. Death is the road to awe. Stop... Stop it! Today is a good day to die. Any last words? Oops, too late! Confusion will be my epitaph. One Tap. Wasted KO Critical Existence Failure. GG Better luck next time. If you see an elevator, be sure to push the up button. Everything is a dream. Back to the Soul Menhir, I guess... Well, that healing item was too awesome to use, anyway... Oh dear, the Random Numbers are angry with you again. Well... That happens, I guess. That is just part of life-- err, death, I mean. Are you enjoying lying on the ground? Hey hey, I wasn't done yet! Today is not your lucky day, it seems. Dead already? But you were so young... Apana like... Get Rekt noob Uh... Blame Saulc. I came to carry you back to the Soul Menhir. You can be the hero another day. Next time, say thanks when you get off the bus. Is this a bug...? No, your character just died. Try again. Congrats, you've met Jesusalva! Now back to the Menhir, noob! Why you bully me! The cake is a lie Medic! Legends of your greatness and bravery won't be remembered. Don't be like manatauro. The king of noobs salute you. Walk towards the light. Uhm, is it too late to use that healing item I had saved up? And thus, you return to dust; Fulfilling the prophecy. Do you want your noob certificate now or later? It is good day to be not dead!