From 08846bfada72701de384fdd89d88642262cbfea2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mekolat Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 03:01:07 -0400 Subject: add dead messages --- deadmessages.xml | 41 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 41 insertions(+) create mode 100644 deadmessages.xml diff --git a/deadmessages.xml b/deadmessages.xml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9433e1ef --- /dev/null +++ b/deadmessages.xml @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ + + + + + + + You are dead. + We regret to inform you that your character was killed in battle. + You are not that alive anymore. + The cold hands of the grim reaper are grabbing for your soul. + Game Over! + Insert coin to continue. + No, kids. Your character did not really die. It... err... went to a better place. + Your plan of breaking your enemies weapon by bashing it with your throat failed. + I guess this did not run too well. + Do you want your possessions identified? + Sadly, no trace of you was ever found... + Annihilated. + Looks like you got your head handed to you. + You screwed up again, dump your body down the tubes and get you another one. + You're not dead yet. You're just resting. + You are no more. + You have ceased to be. + You've expired and gone to meet your maker. + You're a stiff. + Bereft of life, you rest in peace. + If you weren't so animated, you'd be pushing up the daisies. + Your metabolic processes are now history. + You're off the twig. + You've kicked the bucket. + You've shuffled off your mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile. + You are an ex-player. + You're pining for the fjords. + When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once. + The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with – sudden death. + There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? + There is a remedy for everything; it is called death. + If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. + Death - To stop sinning suddenly. + For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. + -- cgit v1.2.3-70-g09d2