From daeaa2eda499b157bdfa1c6d8feeea25aae7998e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jesusaves Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:49:01 -0300 Subject: Merge deadmessages manually and remove TMW2 internal refs --- deadmessages.xml | 32 +++++++++++++++++--------------- 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+), 15 deletions(-) diff --git a/deadmessages.xml b/deadmessages.xml index a025f98..34fbf95 100644 --- a/deadmessages.xml +++ b/deadmessages.xml @@ -7,31 +7,37 @@ Copyright (C) 2018 TMW2: Moubootaur Legends --> You are dead. We regret to inform you that your character was killed in battle. You are not that alive anymore. + The cold hands of the grim reaper are grabbing for your soul. Game Over! Insert coin to continue. No, kids. Your character did not really die. It... err... went to a better place. - You've outlived your usefulness. Mommy now wants you to help with supper. + Your plan of breaking your enemies weapon by bashing it with your throat failed. I guess this did not run too well. - Do you want your possessions identified? - Sadly, no trace of you was ever found... - Annihilated. - Looks like you got your head handed to you. - You screwed up again, dump your body down the tubes and get you another one. - You're not dead yet. You're just resting. + Do you want your possessions identified? + Sadly, no trace of you was ever found... + Annihilated. + Looks like you got your head handed to you. + You screwed up again, dump your body down the tubes and get you another one. + You're not dead yet. You're just resting. You are no more. You have ceased to be. You've expired and gone to meet your maker. You're a stiff. Bereft of life, you rest in peace. If you weren't so animated, you'd be pushing up the daisies. + Your metabolic processes are now history. You're off the twig. You've kicked the bucket. - + You've shuffled off your mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile. You are an ex-player. You're pining for the fjords. + When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once. + The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with – sudden death. + There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? + There is a remedy for everything; it is called death. + If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. + Death - To stop sinning suddenly. + For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Right now, you would just love to be resurrected. Wait, did I just die? What just happened? @@ -78,18 +84,14 @@ Copyright (C) 2018 TMW2: Moubootaur Legends --> Hey hey, I wasn't done yet! Today is not your lucky day, it seems. Dead already? But you were so young... - Apana like... Get Rekt noob - Uh... Blame Saulc. I came to carry you back to the Soul Menhir. You can be the hero another day. Next time, say thanks when you get off the bus. Is this a bug...? No, your character just died. Try again. - Congrats, you've met Jesusalva! Now back to the Menhir, noob! Why you bully me! The cake is a lie Medic! Legends of your greatness and bravery won't be remembered. - Don't be like manatauro. The king of noobs salute you. Walk towards the light. Uhm, is it too late to use that healing item I had saved up? -- cgit v1.2.3-70-g09d2